Maxim.com urges you to take that uneaten food from your big Super Bowl party and try making these painfully delicious recipes.
Nacho Burrito on a Pizza
1 14-inch premade pizza
1 cup crushed tortilla chips
1 cup grated cheese
1 pound ground beef cooked with taco seasoning
1 1/2 cup sour cream
12 jalepeño poppers
If the pizza is raw, cook it, but don't burn it. Take fresh nacho ingredients like we did or a plate of old, leftover nachos and make a line right down the center of the pizza.
Apply jalepeño poppers. Then carefully wrap the pizza around the filling, leaving one end open for presentation.
Of all the stuff we made out of our leftovers, this was the best tasting and most practical. This one might actually make it into the regular dinner rotation. At least until we die of a few heart attacks.
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