Mets hottie David Wright is a charitable guy, but at his annual fund-raiser the other night, he was the one in need of some help.

A spy at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square for his "Do the Wright Thing" event watched in shock as Wright was "mobbed by a swarm of trashy-looking cougars. Middle-age women with bad '80s hair were practically pushing down little kids who were trying to get baseballs signed."

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Wright was overheard pleading, "Ladies, calm down! Please, relax."

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