It looks as if actor Orlando Bloom has found — in the words of Shakespeare himself — a “dish fit for the gods.”

The lucky “Pirates of the Caribbean" star is on vacation with Australian-born Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr in Gran Canaria, part of the Canary Islands.

It may not be Stratford-upon-Avon, but at least he has a treasure chest to admire. The pair have never officially said they’re an item — but he has met her dad.

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But while she stripped poolside to just her bikini bottoms, pirate boy chatted on his phone. He must be Bloom-ing mad.

Click here for more and to see pictures of the two at The Sun.