As the Democrats prepare for their convention in Denver, what do you think concerns them the most?

Party unity?

Articulating Obama's plan for fighting terror?

Dealing with the oil crisis without relying on windmills?

No, no and no.

Their big worries are fried foods, organic cotton and biodegradable utensils — in that order.

That's right, instead of coming up with a blueprint for all this "change" we keep hearing about, they're worried about whether the 15,000 fanny packs belonging to volunteers are made of organic cotton.

And herein likes the joys of being politically correct. Instead of improving the country, you become obsessed with improving your image. I mean, forget Iran. What about those goat cheese wontons served to the delegates? Are they organic? Union made? Grown locally? And those capers better not have been trucked in from Canada — think of the emissions! And I certainly hope that duck sauce came from a free range duck.

In the desire to create the greenest political convention ever, the Democrats expose the party's two main weaknesses: no sense of proportion and no order of priorities.

The fact is, the No. 1 concern in America is not tofu, it's terror. It's not compost, it's caliphates. It's not sauce, it's security.

For the Democrats, this green obsession is the new patriotism. Because — unlike old patriotism — you don’t need to love your country, you just need to hate anyone who lacks a Prius. It’s easy and it feels good, like a sensual massage — but without the happy ending.

And if you disagree with me, may your first born have a tail.

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