When the so-called mainstream media doesn’t want you to know something they simply spike the story – meaning they just don’t cover it. That’s what’s happened to the good news from Iraq. American Heroes in flak jackets and helmets and their Iraqi counterparts are asserting rule of law for millions of grateful Iraqi civilians once tyrannized by Al Qaeda terrorists and Shiite militias. In short, we are winning. That’s the good news that isn’t news.

Then there is the bad news that isn’t news. This includes stories about the United Nations interfering in U.S. domestic politics; Iranian nuclear ambitions and what the UN isn’t doing about it. These accounts aren’t as titillating as Scott “Brutus” McClellan’s back-stabbing book on the Bush administration that throws salt in the wounds of every family member of a fallen soldier, sailor, airman or Marine. Nor do these reports get the twisted attention paid to crude oil at $130 per barrel and $4.25 per gallon gasoline, because of “Big Oil.” So in case you missed these “non-stories,” here’s the short form of what didn’t make the cut for the major newspapers or your big network evening news – and it’s UN-believable.

First there’s the strange case of Doudou Diène, the United Nations “Special Rapporteur” on “contemporary forms of racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia, and related intolerance,” He’s really a lawyer from Senegal, traveling First Class on a UN ticket – and he arrived in the U.S. on May 19, for a three-week-long “fact finding trip.”

According to the UN Human Rights Council, Mr. Diène is here to investigate and recommend solutions to alleged American human rights violations. His itinerary includes visits to New York City, Chicago, Omaha, Los Angeles, New Orleans, Miami and San Juan, Puerto Rico and meetings with federal and state lawmakers, legal analysts, politicians, non-governmental organizations, activists, and academics “to gather first-hand information on issues related to racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia, and related intolerance.” No kidding. You couldn’t make this stuff up.

Mr. Diène will submit his “report and recommendations” at the Second “UN World Conference against Racism, Racial Discrimination, Xenophobia, and Related Intolerance,” in April 2009. Dubbed “Durban II” – it’s a sequel to the 2001 gathering by the same name. This week the UN decided to hold next year’s America/Israel bashing gabfest in Geneva instead of Durban because South Africa is being rocked by – get this – xenophobia and racial violence. If this were fiction, no one would believe it. It gets better.

It turns out that Mr. Diène – widely discussed as the next UN High Commissioner for Human Rights – has “written extensively” about “Islamophobia” since the attacks of September 11, 2001. In a report to the UN Human Rights Council, he described Islamophobia as today’s “most serious form of religious defamation.” Evidently, that’s our fault, not the consequence of more than a thousand suicide-terror attacks around the world perpetrated by Islamic radicals.

To help make the phobia go away, the UN Committee on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination has called for an end to “racial profiling” of Americans of Arab, Muslim and South Asian descent, referring to the practice as “mistreatment of immigrants and non-nationals.” Somehow, Mr. Diène and his colleagues seem to have missed the fact that a black American of Muslim descent is a leading candidate for President of the United States.

Apparently, the pursuit of phobias, discrimination and intolerance has distracted the UN from doing any real work – like that of reigning in Iranian efforts to acquire nuclear weapons. This week, the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), the UN Security Council’s toothless “nuclear watchdog” reported that they cannot determine whether Iran has or ever had a nuclear weapons program.

In carefully obfuscated language, the IAEA notes that “substantive explanations are required from Iran to support its statements on the alleged studies and on other information with a possible military dimension.” The report also observes, “the alleged studies on the green salt project, high explosives testing and the missile re-entry vehicle project remain a matter of serious concern. Clarification of these is critical to an assessment of the nature of Iran’s past and present nuclear programme.”

The “green salt” reference pertains to crystals of uranium hexafluoride, a radioactive material that can be refined in a gas centrifuge to produce U-235 – the essential ingredient for one type of nuclear weapon. According to the IAEA, Iran has at least 3,500 uranium-enrichment centrifuges operating at its Natanz underground nuclear facility. Since February, Tehran has not permitted the IAEA to conduct any short or no-notice inspections of its nuclear sites.

Of course none of this was deemed by the potentates of the press to be front-page, lead story news in either the print or broadcast media. Neither was the Iranian reaction to the IAEA report. Ali Larijani, Iran’s former “nuclear negotiator” and now the Speaker of Parliament, said that the UN report was “deplorable” and suggested “new limits on cooperation with the IAEA,” His comments were greeted with chants of “God is great” and “Death to America.” That’s not UN-believable – just UN-reported.

Oliver North hosts War Stories on FOX News Channel and is the author of the new best-seller, "American Heroes: In The War Against Radical Islam."

Lt Col Oliver L. North (ret.) serves as host of the Fox News Channel documentary series "War Stories with Oliver North." From 1983 to 1986, he served as the U.S. government's counterterrorism coordinator on the National Security Council staff. North is the founder of Freedom Alliance, an organization providing college scholarships to the children of military personnel killed in the line of duty and author of the new nationwide bestseller, "Counterfeit Lies," a novel about how Iran is acquiring nuclear weapons and the means of delivering them. Click here for more information on Oliver North