Fast Facts: Wacky Warning Contest Winners

Winning entries in the 11th annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, sponsored by the advocacy group Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch:

Grand Prize: A label on a small tractor that warns: "Danger: Avoid Death."

Second place: An iron-on T-shirt transfer that warns: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."

Third place: A baby stroller featuring a small pouch for storage that warns: "Do not put child in bag."

Honorable Mention: A letter opener that says, "Caution: Safety goggles recommended."

Honorable Mention: A marker that warns: "The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents."