A flasher is expecting to go to jail after failing to persuade a court his penis is too small to be exposed.
Michael Carney, 41, showed the jury photographs of his genitals in an unsuccessful bid to prove his point.
The six men and six women at Teesside Crown Court were not moved by the evidence and convicted him on seven counts of outraging public decency.
During the three-day trial, the married father-of-two said of his penis: "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife."
"I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that,' he said. "My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."