So Khadijah Farmer, a female, claims she was at a New York restaurant and went to use the John, when her feelings were hurt.

After complaints that there was a man in the woman's bathroom, a bouncer approached her stall and asked Ms. Farmer to leave. The masculine lesbian has now filed a lawsuit with the help of the Transgender Legal Defense and Education Fund or (TLDF) in an effort to stop "sex stereotyping in public accommodation." After all, the toilet should not see gender, but flush feces with fairness.

I feel bad for this lesbian. I love lesbians. Without them who would keep the work boot industry in business?

But the bouncer was just doing his job. And if you dress like a dude and alter your appearance so you look like one, you run the risk of people taking you for something you're not.

Farmer, who looks like a sexy version of Urkle, had been at June's Gay Pride Parade, an event where thousands dress up and celebrate not only who they are, but the freedom to blur lines of gender. I came dressed as a "Vegasus," which is a cross between a Pegasus and a Viagra pill. If I flap my wings for over four hours, I have to see a doctor.

I do think the bouncer should apologize but I saw Farmer. She looks like she could beat the crap out of me, which is why I'm meeting her later for drinks, in my basement.

Dass ist mein Darmgefuehl!

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