Are We Mollycoddling Kids Too Much?

So "Kid Nation" premiered this week to a nation of yawns. This was the show where they put 40 kids in a town to fend for themselves.

Their biggest challenge, so far, was deciding whether to get a few extra outhouses - or a TV. They chose the outhouses, obviously because those kids are full of crap. Because kids these days are coddled. We treat them like Faberge eggs, as opposed to the old days when you could riddle them with lawn darts. If I ran the show, instead of chores and challenges, they should fight to the death. And the winners get pizza made out of the losers.

Did you know that today is the International Day of Peace? Started by the UN , it's supposed to provide "cultures of peace for the children." What is a culture of peace? I don't know - but I know it smells like patchouli and body odor. Why is it that pacifists like to talk -- talk like retards - spewing crap like "collective progress," and "planetary future," - and then they wonder why we want them dead. The fact is, in order for the pacifists to exist, we must fight wars. They're parasites that depend on everyone else to die for their survival. I am marking the International Day of Peace by setting fire to a yoga instructor.

And now, in other news, Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia Brady in the Brady Bunch - confesses she had a lesbian fling with Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan. I've got nothing to add, except Alice must be jealous. It's true.

And that’s my gut feeling.

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