Legendary Marvel Comics creator Stan Lee is planning to animate Paris Hilton into an MTV cartoon show, and the blond beauty’s ex-beau Paris Latsis is set to play a role, according to the New York Daily News.
A Daily News source likened the project to the "Stripperella" cartoon developed by Lee in 2003 for Pamela Anderson.
But things don’t look too comical for Hilton at the moment.
A Hilton friend told the News that Paris is "still crying, but less."
"She's still depressed and not eating or sleeping much," the pal told the News.
In an interview with People magazine, it was revealed that sister Nicky left Paris' lock-up in tears last weekend.
"Nicky tried to keep the brave face but — I never see Nicky cry," said the girls' mother, Kathy Hilton.
"It's sad. It's like right out of the movies," Nicky, the younger hotel heiress, added. "The glass partition, the orange jumpsuit. Everything."
Katie Holmes Is a Posh CopyKat
The brunette beauty was busted earlier this week leaving a Beverly Hills restaurant under "Cruise" control — with her long locks replaced by a Posh-inspired bob.
And judging by that leopard-print dress, it also seems like the glamour girl has replaced some of her conservative mother-like garments with a few Beckham-esque pieces.
Speaking of Mrs. Beckham, the “Wannabe” starlet has revealed that she would be happy to migrate from a multi-million dollar mansion into a meager flat, so long as she still has soccer-star hubby David.
"I would rather live in a council flat with David than in Buckingham Palace without him," the songstress told British OK! Magazine.
Britney Spears Jokes About Lindsay Lohan
Britney Spears may have lost her hair this year, but she hasn't lost her sense of humor.
Spears is asking fans on her official Web site to help choose the name of her upcoming album, and one of the five possibilities is "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like."
Other suggestions include “What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity" and "Dignity."
Meanwhile, it seems like we see more of Spears’ personal parts than we do her smiling face. Not a day goes by that the reformed rehabber doesn’t flash some flesh.
Once again, Spears has been snapped stepping out of her car with her legs spread — although it is pleasing to note that this time, she paraded some pretty pink panties.
But despite the peep shows, the pop princess has proclaimed that she is feeling more senior than sexy these days.
After getting her nails done on Tuesday, Brit told the pack of paparazzi that she “feels like an old lady."
Britney Spears Has Double Wardrobe Malfunction
Oops! She did it again!
Spotted earlier this week departing Hollywood hotspot Winston’s at 2.30 a.m., Britney Spears unfortunately forgot about using double-sided tape to hold that darn top in place.
In true Brit behavior, she got out of the car and flashed her "girls" to the world.
At least our pop princess is partying with panties now ... well, a G-string anyway. Proof is available all over the Internet.
Meanwhile, Britney's mother Lynne Spears says her daughter is "just figuring things out."
"It's sad that the whole world had to watch her make mistakes that all of us have made at one time or another," Spears is quoted as telling Us Weekly magazine in its latest issue.
"Everything is going to be good," Lynne Spears tells the magazine. "Everything is going to be really good. I can see her life picking up and it's just going to hold great things for her."
"Britney Jean Spears is the sweetest and the most sensitive and loving of all my children," says Spears, the mother of three children with ex-husband Jamie Spears. "She's just figuring things out."
Paris Hilton Reportedly Has ADD, Claustrophobia
Paris Hilton suffers from extreme Attention Deficit Disorder and claustrophobia, and these conditions may have led to the sheriff's decision to release her from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood last week, TMZ reported.
Hilton is taking Adderall for her ADD, and was not receiving all of her medications at the jail. As a result, she was having severe panic attacks and was so debilitated at times that she could not push the panic button in her cell, the site reported.
As of Monday, Hilton was depressed but not really crying and spending her time writing down her thoughts, TMZ said. She was also reported to be losing weight.
Hilton's lawyer, Richard Hutton, told TMZ that Hilton is "doing as well as she can" and getting "excellent medical care."
And it is no secret that when it comes to Paris, nothing comes cheap, and it seems she is upholding her reputation even behind bars.
TMZ reported that the Hollywood Boulevard blonde is costing the Lynwood Correctional Facility $1,109.78 per day, whereas the average prisoner has a $99.64 daily debt.
Falling Out of Fashion: Sienna Miller Mismatches
British babe Sienna Miller has taken movie promotion to new heights, and seems to be a walking/talking “Factory Girl."
Miller hit up U.K.’s Isle of Wight rock festival looking cheap rather than chic in an old brown hat with boots, a denim vest, gym shorts and a strange beaded necklace.
One More Time: Brit & Mama Make Amends
After months of reported tiffs and tears, it appears as though Britney Spears and her estranged mother Lynne are back “in the Zone” of love and loyalty.
According to blogger Perez Hilton, Mama Spears and sis Jamie Lynn spent Sunday afternoon hanging with Brit and her baby boys.
Miss Independent: Kelly Clarkson Ain't Mom Material
She has the talent to be an "American Idol," but pop princess Kelly Clarkson just doesn’t think she could stop focusing on herself long enough to do diaper duties, breastfeed and play parent.
“My point of view is that I shouldn’t be a mother at all, because I’d be horrible,” she confessed to Elle magazine. “I’m not willing to be that selfless.”
And although Clarkson croons endlessly about passion and pain, the pop star hasn’t actually fallen in love herself.
“I have never said the words ‘I love you’ to anyone in a romantic relationship. Ever,” Kelly admitted. “I am very old-school, conservative in my thinking when it comes to relationships. Love is something you work at. It doesn’t come easily.”
Did Timberlake Sing Sarcastically About Sad Spears?
Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears may have broken up years ago, but the “SexyBack” star may still be singing about his former flame.
In Touch Weekly magazine reports that during JT’s recent performance in Switzerland, he changed the lyrics to Amy Winehouse’s hit “Rehab” to make it all in into a first-person tense:
"They tried to make her go to rehab and she said 'No, no, no,'" he sang.
The pop prince later grooved away to Gnarles Barkley’s “Crazy”, but once again warped the words:
"I think she's crazy... I remember when, I remember when she lost her mind."
But while Timberlake may be taunting Brit, British songstress Charlotte Church is defending her wayward ways.
"If you're a woman, you're supposed to stay sober until your kids grow up. That's not fair,” she told UK’s Daily Star. “Just because Britney has the odd night out doesn't make her a bad mum. She's still allowed to have a good time every now and again. It would be different if it was every night."
Rumor Has It: Is Jennifer Aniston Playing the Field?
“Jen is dating a bunch of guys,” an Aniston insider told Us Weekly. “She has met a few really great, nice guys. She is just seeing what's out there.”
A rep for the Hollywood hottie declined to declare whether the former "Friend” and the Christian Dior fashion face are an official item.
"There is nothing to report,” a spokesperson told the magazine. “It is way too premature, and we are not going to start commenting on her personal life.”
What a Girl Wants: Is Christina Aguilera Expecting?
Christina Aguilera may very well be going from pop princess to pop parent.
The golden-haired glamour girl was spotted sporting sleek sunglasses while sneaking into Maternal Fetal Medicine Associates in New York on Thursday.
The “Back to Basics” babe and hubby Jordan Bratman left smiling and then did some dining at Lower East Side’s Capitale restaurant.
Xtina’s reps refused to comment, so fingers crossed we’ll be seeing a “Beautiful” baby soon.
Blue Crush: Kate Bosworth and Liv Tyler Smooch
The gorgeous glamour girls went in for the full-frontal kiss much to the surprise of their fellow foodies.
Britney Bares Her Baby's Face
The pop princess was pap-snapped this week with her two boys while holidaying in oh-so-hot Hawaii, but didn’t seem sunny about the snoopers snagging the secret shot.
Clooney, Pitt Slam Paris and Lindsay
Hollywood may have a predominant pack of pop tarts, perennial partiers, princesses and poor drivers, but screen veterans George Clooney and Brad Pitt certainly aren’t fans of this Hollywood Boulevard bunch.
The “Ocean’s Thirteen” duo admitted to Entertainment Weekly magazine that while young stars are slapped with a substantial amount of pressure, many just push to be popular with the paparazzi.
"We are always going to be that society that slows down to look at the car wreck on the side of the road,” Clooney said. “I think we're just in one of those places right now, and it seems to be focused on younger kids. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and people like that.”
Pitt also piped in that these celebrities are to blame for not concentrating on more imperative life and career concerns.
"You have to focus on other, more important issues too, because those 'car wreck' tendencies can be very disruptive and aren't a good guide on how to live your life," he said.
And while Clooney confessed he too might have gone haywire “shooting crack” if he was a young stud in Hollywood today, Pitt believes that our present-day brat pack is “groomed” for such stupidity.