Get ready for "Trashin' Week."
Maid-bashin' fashion model Naomi Campbell has been assigned her five days of community service — a Monday-through-Friday stint mopping floors at a Sanitation Department warehouse on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.
Milan, it ain't.
The dastardly diva is scheduled to report for cleanup duty on March 19 at the gray cinderblock facility at Pier 36, on Montgomery and South streets.
She'll sweep, scrub and tidy up, all while in indoors, away from the prying press, according to a law-enforcement source.
"This is not a desk job. She'll be mopping floors," said the source, who spoke on condition of anonymity.
Campbell was hit with five days' community service for striking her maid in the head with a Nokia cellphone — "accidentally," she claimed.