There's one thing this head-turning "housewife" is not desperate for -- attention.

Eva Longoria (search), the sexy star of "Desperate Housewives," (search) made a big splash in a barely-there bikini with her NBA sweetie, Tony Parker (search), during a romantic vacation in the Virgin Islands.

The lovebirds recently jetted to St. Thomas (search) and checked into the Ritz-Carlton, where luxury rooms go for about $900 a night.

Eva, 30, quickly donned a tiny, striped swimsuit, while 23-year-old Tony, the French-born point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, donned dark trunks.

The pair strolled down to Coki Beach (search), where they strapped on snorkel gear and began frolicking in the water. They even tucked dog biscuits into their swimwear, which they used to feed the fish.

For a while, it seemed as if Tony was all fun and games, as he swam underwater and repeatedly sneaked up on his honey. But Cupid finally intervened. Tony pulled Eva into his arms, and the couple launched into a passionate smooch as swimmers watched.

The Texas-born bombshell, who plays Gabrielle Solis on the ABC show, went gaga over Tony following her divorce from soap star Tyler Christopher (search).

"I would love to see what happens with Tony," Eva gushed in a recent interview. "I want the engagement and the wedding and the kids and the family. I'm desperate to be a housewife."

A housewife who'll still wear an itsy-bitsy bikini, no doubt.

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