Oprah Winfrey (search) fussed like a little girl Monday as she be came the last woman in the world — presumably — to get her ears pierced.
The piercing was done live on her show by no less than a plastic surgeon — to the delight of a screaming studio audience.
"Ohhhh!" cried the daytime diva as Dr. Emily Pollard shot a diamond stud into Oprah's earlobe using a small piercing gun. "I need a shot of tequila!"
Before the procedure, Oprah explained that she'd never gotten her ears pierced because she was scared.
"So I just turned 51, and I'm feeling stronger and better than ever," she said.
"This year, I wanted to give myself a special birthday present.
"All my life, I have been an old-fashioned, clip-on-earring kind of person. I have worn the most expensive jewelry — all my own — and have only always had clips because I have been afraid to have my ears pierced."
Pollard spent more than 10 minutes wrangling with Oprah — who had enlisted an audience member to hold her hand — over every last detail of the procedure.
The doctor used ice and numbing drops to minimize Oprah's pain. But it wasn't enough.
"That did not not hurt," Oprah complained afterwards.