Griff got stupid drunk last night so we dressed him like this and posted the pictures on the Internet. 

Sadly, that's not true.  He dressed himself like this while sober. Determined to win "geek of the year," our intrepid radio producer came to work today as a DNC delegate.  Sigh.

E-mail your advice to tonysnow@foxnews.com.  

And if you are brave enough, click here for more "couture de Griff."