No "Sex" movie, is Britney a man-stealer and "Ali and Jack" not living it up anymore in today's Foxlight.

The girls are telling HBO -- "No sex for you!" That big-screen version of "Sex and the City" (search) is deader than a "Gigli" sequel. HBO set a deadline of April 15, according to this week's Star magazine -- it passed without a script or an agreement. Sources still claim it's largely over animosity between Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker. Can't we all just get along? Foxlight thinks a movie version of "Sex" would have been a box-office bomb. Now, Sarah and Kim in a pay-per-view Prada-pinching mud-wrestling match? Yes, please.

Did Britney (search) really steal another woman's man? Tabloids say so. He's got a kid with a former sitcom actress. But here's the creepy part: He looks just like Justin Timberlake.

Finally, they finally pulled the plug on the terminal talk show "Living It Up! With Ali and Jack." (search) It was often a contest on the hour-long syndicated "Regis and Kelly" wannabe to see who looked more uncomfortable, Jack Ford or the studio audience -- an audience that was about the size of a jury box.