Halle Berry, Johnny Depp, Catherine Zeta-Jones

Halle Berry's a single woman, Johnny Depp's Ozzy impression and Catherine Zeta-Jones is more than tolerable in today's Foxlight.

So Halle Berry (search) finally dumped that sex-addicted husband? Was he the craziest man on the planet? Who cheats on her? But wait, this Bond girl doesn't exactly make the best choices when it comes to men. Could she really be dating Fred Durst? Is that some kind of goof? Or bar bet? Sorry, Fred. That's what The New York Post says.

Johnny Depp (search) likes to borrow from rockers when it comes to characterization. Turns out his "Pirates of the Caribbean" turn was based on walking dead Keith Richards. Really? I never noticed that much eyeliner on Keith. Anyway, now he has his sights set on playing a real rocker. Does an impression of this infamous icon that cracks his kids up, according to Liz Smith. Who does Depp want to do? Call Greta Van Susteren, it's our own Ozzy Osbourne. Wait, Depp swears in front of his kids?

Finally, Catherine Zeta-Jones (search) looks like she was computer generated in "Intolerable Cruelty." She's that perfect. The movie? Wildly uneven, but a lot of fun in a lot of places. George Clooney once again gives a great comic performance. But talk about intolerable cruelty, the screening was 45 minutes late starting in New York the other night. I was OK, but that Rex Reed is not a young man.