Tonight's the night!

After two nerve-wracking weeks of waiting, America will see Joe Millionaire pick saucy Sarah or zesty Zora -- then watch the winner's jaw drop to the floor when she's told her dreamboat is a complete fraud.

The two-hour finale of the smash Fox reality show has been the subject of intense speculation, with almost everyone weighing in on whom Joe, actually $19,000-a-year construction worker Evan Marriott, should choose.

Last week, a New York Post poll showed 71.4 percent of readers voting for Zora Andrich, the leggy "girl next door" from Lambertville, N.J., as the one for Evan. Only a paltry 28.6 percent picked buxom blond Sarah Kozer, who was recently unmasked as the star of several fetish and bondage videos.

But what do the legions of eligible bachelors around New York City think will happen?

Donald Trump, who knows a few things about dating beautiful women, said in a short, simple answer that the "dark-haired girl [Zora] will win."

David Zinczenko, the dashing editor in chief of Men's Health magazine, says Evan will definitely go for Sarah, and for a very good reason.

"Guys just want to have life easy," he says. "Sarah seems fun, upbeat, low maintenance and sexually available."

C. Brian Devinney, a human-resources consultant from Manhattan, is so into Millionaire he writes a column about it for RealityNewsOnline.com. "My pick is Zora," he said. "Although I would love for it to be Sarah and have her just freak, and have the twist be that she goes to a psycho ward for a mental breakdown."