The good news is that Melissa M. will now have much more time to pursue her goal of "bathing Third World children," now that she -- not foot fetish Sarah, nor shy Zorah-got the boot.

In case you've been held captive by the Taliban and don't know what happened last night on Joe Millionaire, it's down to two "lucky" (or maybe pathetic) desperate-for-a-rich-husband women.

Dopey Melissa, who put on a cleavage-baring top, got booted, and maybe it's because she's a little too thin in the head even for "Joe," who's not the brightest bulb on the tree himself.

Or maybe she got the boot for saying jaw-dropping things like, "You are such an average person-you don't seem like you have a lot on your mind." Yes. The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Or maybe it was because Melissa M. violated Gramma's rule of thumb: "Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap," after throwing herself at the hunk and making it obvious that she was ready, willing and desperate for a little late-night nookie.

Or maybe not, since bondage/foot fetish queen Sarah did the same, and she got a necklace.

The only one that's held out so far is Zorah.

It's awful and, yes, I can't wait for next week.