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Four Feathers, The Banger Sisters, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever and Trapped

Mother/daughter competition, a feisty Charlize Theron and Lucy Liu without the other two angels in the warm klieg glare of The Foxlight.

It looks like an epic, but Four Feathers is covered in turkey feathers according to Moviepoopshoot.com's Jeffery Wells. Heath Ledger and Kate Hudson star along with the Moroccan desert in what's basically a costume drama soap opera. This is how Kate Hudson spent her honeymoon? Yep.

Next Kate's mom Goldie Hawn is a wild child reunited with straight-laced Susan Sarandon in The Banger Sisters. Will they learn a little bit about themselves by being reunited? What do you think? Critics are largely underwhelmed by this sister act.

Hands down winner for clumsiest title of the year goes to Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. And this thing has had more male stars attached to it than Heidi Fleiss' notebook. They ended up with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu. Everybody is kung fu fighting and no matter how badly the movie does, we're still getting a video game version.

Finally, Charlize Theron's daughter is snatched and Courtney Love is one of the kidnappers in Trapped. That's gotta leave emotional scars even if the kid is rescued.