Anna Nicole, Elvis, Vin Diesel and My Big Fat Greek Wedding

NEW YORK – Anna Nicole, Elvis, Vin Diesel and My Big Fat Greek Wedding in The Foxlight.

Now that Anna Nicole Smith's already worn out her welcome, can we pull the plug on this show? Can it get any lower in her new Pepto-Bismol palace than parading around with her dead husband's ash urn? Maybe, but I don't want to see it. And who's in charge of her medication? Siegfried & Roy?

Next, the Elvis week trivia just keeps on rockin' into The Foxlight. Get this. A poll found that 26 percent of Americans think one current star will surpass Elvis' popularity in 10 years. Do you have a firm grasp on your lunch? It's Britney Spears. Where was this poll taken, in a Toys R Us?

Fun fact: Vin Diesel shaves his head because he thinks it makes it look bigger. He wants a fat head. Thinks it's too small according to his XXX costars.

Finally, they all laughed when it came out. And they're still laughing. One of the biggest hits of the year -- on a percentage basis -- is My Big Fat Greek Wedding. It cost $2 million and has taken in over $45 million.