J-Lo, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Melanie Griffith

Will Sean "Puffy" Combs get back together with J-Lo? Start the betting pools. But frankly, for the rest of us: been there, done that. When they head to a nightclub with an uzi, call me.

Is it ill will hunting for best buddies Matt Damon and Ben Affleck? The New York Post says Affeck brought the sum of all his fears out recently at a press junket. He allegedly dissed his pal's new action flick, The Bourne Identity calling it "fluffy garbage." But wait, these guys are always kidding each other. And besides, Damon is dating Affleck's assistant. Can't we all just get along?

For some reason Melanie Griffith is excited about being cast in a Sylvester Stallone movie. Hasn't she seen the grosses from Get Carter? It's called Shade and she gushes on her Web site that she'll play Sly's boyfriend. "Yo Melanieeeeeeeeeeee."

Finally, why would anyone sue over the profits from the last few Woody Allen movies? Don't there have to be profits first?