Natalie Portman, Ozzy Osbourne and Rosie O'Donnell

Natalie Portman, Ozzy Osbourne and Rosie O'Donnell in the close to retirement glare of The Foxlight.

Natalie Portman says travelling the world for this Star Wars was a great gig. For Phantom Menace she had a lousy time, but for Attack of the Clones she got to bring friends along! Pajama party! The Queen turned Senator says there's no real romance between she and Hayden Christensen. They supposedly had amazing chemistry in a screen test. So what happened in the movie? They're more wooden than Pinocchio.

How come everyone's been referring to Ozzy Osbourne lately as an "aging rocker"? That's what his wife, Sharon Osbourne, wants to know. She says the press hardly ever refers to Osbourne's sell-out concerts or his Grammys or his 34 years of music. She attributes it to reporters who cover TV and don't pay attention to music.

Finally, what's the hottest ticket in New York? It's not on Broadway, it's Rosie. That's right, Rosie O'Donnell. Scalpers are getting up to $500 for the final shows.