Aug 10, 2013; Pittsburgh, PA, USA; New York Giants former quarterback Phil Simms on the field before the Pittsburgh Steelers host the New York Giants at Heinz Field. Mandatory Credit: Charles LeClaire-USA TODAY Sports Sep 28, 2014; San Diego, CA, USA; San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers (17) is all smiles on the sidelines during the closing minutes against the Jacksonville Jaguars at Qualcomm Stadium. The Chargers rolled to a 33-14 win over the Jaguars. Mandatory Credit: Robert Hanashiro-USA TODAY Sports
Philip Rivers is one bolo tie-wearing, touchdown-tossing country quarterback.
His southern side shines through whenever he meets with CBS' Phil Simms, starts talking pigskin, and ends up sounding like Yosemite Sam: