Philip Rivers celebrated his new Chargers deal the way any seven-year-old would celebrate their birthday.
Rivers likes the simple things in life -- bolo ties, throwing touchdown passes and eating pizza.
That topping combination is eyebrow-raising, though. The last thing San Diego needs is a passer with heartburn.
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The good news? Rivers might have a job lined up when his new four-year extension runs out.