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Totally insane star baby names

 Really creative, or borderline child abuse? You decide!

Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher

We're kind of on the fence on this one. Wyatt's a boy's name, and their baby is a girl. But naming a girl a boy name is not that uncommon. But we've never heard of a girl named Wyatt. Which makes it weird. Or creative. Like we said, on the fence.

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Saint Lazslo

Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz and his girlfriend Meagan Camper welcomed their first child together. The name? Saint Lazslo. Clearly Wentz and Camper already think the world of their son. The musician has a 5-year-old son, Bronx, with ex-wife Ashlee Simpson.

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Summer Rain

Christina Aguilera must have been thinking about the weather when she decided to name her newborn daughter. According to Us Weekly, Summer Rain Rutler was born on Aug. 16, 2014. 

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Royal Reign

It's a lil' princess for Lil' Kim. Us Magazine reports the rapper, 39, gave birth to her first child and named her Royal Reign.

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North West

Initial reports had Kim and Kanye naming their daughter Kaidence. But TMZ said it saw a birth certificate, and her name was North.

North West.

Yup.

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Cricket Pearl

Actress Busy Philipps and her husband Marc Silverstein named their daughter Cricket, and though strange, at least their newest baby will fit right it with their 4-year-old daughter Birdie Leigh. 

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Lincoln

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard- When we first heard they named their kid Lincoln, we thought, interesting, but not crazy.

Then we heard it was a girl.

Then dad tweeted this.

"She has mom's beauty and dad's obsession with breasts. Hooray!"

 

Rainbow Aurora

Holly Madison- Former Playboy bunny Holly Madison said she wanted a unique name for her baby girl. Well, Rainbow Aurora is definitely unique-- to say the least. 

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Uma Thurman

Uma had her daughter on July 15, but waited until October 18 to reveal her name. Apparently, because she couldn't decide on just one. Or two. Or three.

“I would like to announce Uma and Arki’s daughter’s name for the first time officially: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson, better known to family and friends as Luna,” the actress’s rep Gabrielle Kachman  told People.

Uma, save some for the rest of us.

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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manillo

The 98 Degrees singer and "Wipe Out" host welcomed their first child, a baby boy, into the world in September 2012, but they say they had his name picked out a long time ago.

"We fell in love with it and decided on it five or six months ago," lacheye told People.

So what is it?

Camden.

Apparently it comes from a street in Beverly Hills, not the economically challenged New Jersey town.

Camden is definitely not your normal "Bill" or "Tom," but lots of stars have done a lot worse. Click for proof!

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Tennessee

What The?

Reese Witherspoon welcomed her third child into the world on Thursday. 

She named her new baby boy … Tennessee.

That’s right – she named him after a state, and since her husband has a different last name – that means the kid’s name is Tennessee Toth.

Is he a prospector? Tenessee Tuxedo's country cousin?

Perhaps the child should just be thankful her favorite state isn't Rhode Island. Rhode Island Toth. Now THAT's a weird name.

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Kash Kade

Not ANOTHER "All K-Names" Family!?

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak and her NFL husband Kroy Biermann welcomed their second son into the world. They named their first son Kroy Jagger after the dad and, well, Mick Jagger probably.

The second?

Kash Kade. Ayup.

The Kardashians already did the "all K's" thing Kim and Kris and Kroy and Kash! Plus every one of disgraced pitcher Roger Clemens' four sons has a K-name!

Kut it out! Kriminy!

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Exton Elias Downey

Robert Downey Jr. and his wife Susan welcomed a baby boy recently.

Exton Elias Downey.

The 7lb, 5oz boy's name was kept top secret by the "Sherlock Holmes" star, and not because he knew it was a ... strange ... choice.

He was quoted in the Daily Mail as saying, "If I told you the name, then she would lop off my head with a machete."

We're not even going to touch that one. Too many jokes.

See what some other wild names celebrities chose that aren't in too many baby name books.

 

Blue Ivy

Beyonce and Jay-Z welcomed a daughter to the world on January 6, 2012.

Perhaps not surprising, given the girl's parents odd monikers, she too has one:

Blue Ivy.

Hope that's not the poisonous kind.

 

Willow Sage

Pink and her husband Carey Hart recently welcomed a little bundle of joy named Willow Sage Hart.

Sounds more like a type of incense than a little girl.

But Pink and Carey are faaaaaaar from the worst baby namers. 

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Alef

Oscar-winner Natalie Portman welcomed a son this year and gave him an interesting name.

It's Alef.

Pronounced AH-lif, the kid shares his name with the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet. In Jewish mysticism the letter "alef" often represents the oneness of God.

What it gets him on a middle school playground will be another thing altogether.

 

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Monroe & Moroccan

Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon recently welcomed twins and then teased that the baby's names would both start with mom's first letter "M."

Later, we learned that the baby girl was named Monroe Cannon, after Mariah's beloved inspiration, Marilyn Monroe. Ok, fine.

But the baby boy was given the name Moroccan Scott Cannon, named after the room in their home where Nick proposed.

No, that's not Morocco. It's Moroccan. As in the nationality. 

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Kroy Jagger

"It's unimaginable," Kim Zolciak told Life & Style magazine about being a new mom.

Or maybe she was talking about her son's name?

That would be Kroy Jagger.

Half rock star, half ... crustacean?

Oh wait - Kroy is her husband's name. So its his parents' fault.

(Life & Style)

Bear Blu

Alicia Silverstone became a mom for the first time this week when she gave birth to a healthy human boy weighing 7lbs, 15 oz.

We felt the need to point out that he is human because she apparently wants to convince people otherwise, giving him the name Bear Blu.

Poor kid.

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Kingston and Zuma

Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale's progeny feature wacky names you'd expect from rock stars: Kingston James McGregor (left) and Zuma Nesta Rock (right). 

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Sundance

Volleyball player Kerri Walsh's kids are unequally named. Her first son with Casey Jennings is named Joseph. Her second? Sundance. 

Is is just us or is Sundance more appropriate for a My Little Pony than a little boy?

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Bronx Mowgli

If you didn't think Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's kid would have enough problems growing up in Hollywood, we have three words: BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ.

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Diesel and Denham

We feel for the Toni Braxton's sons with Keri Lewis. Their names are... brace yourself... Diesel and Denham. 

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Harlow and Sparrow

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden picked the unique, cute name Harlow Winter Kate for their daughter, but their son's gonna have some trouble on the playground. Because his name is Sparrow James Midnight. 

Maybe someone in the Richie-Madden household really loves "Pirates of the Caribbean." 

Also, guys? Harlow and Sparrow kinda rhyme.

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Poppy, Daisy, Petal

Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has three daughters with floral-themed names. Poppy Honey Rosie, 8, Daisy Boo Pamela, 7, and Petal Blossom Rainbow, 1. 

Jamie and his wife Jools expect their fourth child this month, and we can only guess at the type of terrifying moniker they'll bestow on the unsuspecting baby.

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Apple and Moses

Gwyneth Paltrow and hubby Chris Martin get a lot of flak for naming their daughter Apple (and son Moses), but it's actually not so bad... compared to Daisy Boo Pamela, for instance.

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Rumer, Scout, Tallulah

Though they're now divorced, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis still spend time together with daughters Rumer, Scout LaRue, and Tallulah Belle.

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Destry Allyn

Of Steven Speilberg and Kate Capshaw seven kids, only daughter Destry Allyn stands out with a wacky name. The 1939 movie "Destry Rides Again" is said to be behind the unorthodox choice.

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Sienna and Jagger

Leave it to "Punky Brewster" actress Soleil Moon Frye to come up with some wacky names for her girls with Jason Goldberg. Poet Sienna Rose got an OK deal, but we just feel bad for Jagger Joseph Blue.

Did we mention that Jagger Joseph Blue is a girl?

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Dolly and Charlie

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell's twin girls don't have totally crazy names, it's just that they don't go together: Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip. Dolly and Charlie? 

Couldn't they at least have done Dolly with an "-ie" or Charlie with a "y"? Consistency, people!

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Peanut Kai

"General Hospital" star Ingo Rademacher named his son Peanut Kai. 

Peanut. Just let that sink in. Peanut.

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Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha

Actress Lisa Bonet (who personally goes by the name Lilakoi Moon) named her daughter (with Lenny Kravitz) Zoe Isabella -- totally normal. Then her daughter with Jason Momoa was called Lola Iolani. Also pretty normal. 

Then, she and Momoa saddled their baby boy with Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha.

He's going to have a rough time learning to spell his name.

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Kal-El

Nic Cage named his son Kal-El. That's Superman's real name. Because Nic Cage likes comic books. A lot. 

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Kafka

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. We all have favorite authors, but when one is Franz Kafka, we go with "Franz" as the kid's name, not "Kafka."

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Sonnet, True, Autumn, Ocean

Forest Whitaker explained his daughters' names (Sonnet, True, and Autumn) son Ocean's name thusly: "I want those names to be their destiny, for my daughter to be honest and my son to be expansive. I try to be like a forest, revitalizing and constantly growing." Indeed.

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Tu Morrow

Rob Morrow's daughter's name is Tu. Tu Morrow. There oughta be a law.

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Homer James Jigme

Richard Gere's son's name is Homer James Jigme. Jigme!

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Peaches Honeyblossom

Bob Geldof named his daughter Peaches Honeyblossom, and she went and became a totally wild singer who, just, um, er ... has very few inhibitions. Go figure.

His other two daughters are named Fifi Trixibelle and Little Pixie, by the way, and he became the guardian of his late ex wife's daughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.

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Steveanna

Yo dog! What's up? Give it up dog. I am feeling your fame, Randy Jackson. But Steveanna? Really? We're just not getting it, yo. Sorry dog. How about you Simon?

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Blue Angel

The Edge named his kid Blue Angel, which we're going to forgive because he's Irish, and may not even know about the Blue Angels airplane thingie.

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Moxie Crimefighter

Penn Jillette's daughter's name, Moxie Crimefighter, sounds like a superhero. She should get to know Nic Cage's son, Kal-El.

Penn's son is named Zolten, but with a sister named Moxie Crimefighter, no one is even going to notice.

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Totally insane star baby names

 Really creative, or borderline child abuse? You decide!

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