Sincerest Form of Flattery?

" You haven't lived until cells -- -- South Park has done an entire episode on -- you. week Eric Cartman played a much thinner version of me. Then over the weekend even more animation. This time from the New Yorker Magazine in which they call me energeticly -- hateful truth twisting. And the biggest lie of all only barely overweight. By the way an interesting -- fact about the New Yorker it's. It's still exists I mean there's still printing it I think who knew. Anyway this was a cap on night quite prolific period of Beck bashing. You know by the way all the targets. Like for instance you know that I write crazy things on a blackboard we got that one right."

" So take a look at exactly what our school president wants What is she trying to achieve? -- Greta,"

" I also realize you can rearrange the letters of your name. Dispel. To spell A Great. me I want to show you something very quickly."

" Check it looked very quickly if you will at what your appendix -- is connected to."

" That's a very funny bit. Congratulations John very funny stuff of course another target is I cry like a little girl, -- -- -- -- we got one."

" And so now our skinheads many of -- unattainable as many things."

" And I love America and there's. War going on."

" The stakes are nothing less than Glenn Becks internal organs. All of those more original than the last. But just to prove that we are in a parallel universe here are eight words that you never ever thought you'd hear. Glen Beck is on the cover of Playboy. Thankfully no pictures were involved instead just the novel concept of a Glenn Beck take down. I will give Playboy credit unlike the rest of the media at least they're admitting to a take down. But if you could navigate between the cheeks and in nipples you'll find this well researched critique. There is something so brain rattlingly -- foolish about his understanding of history. That it embarrasses me -- meerly set it down among the shapely Baines babes Playboy Playboy. oh, yes. wouldn't want them the co -- eds that think don't understand the age of enlightenment. But what is it he writes that I don't understand while supposedly I think all the founders were religious and for small government even -- Thomas -- though there Paine so was Alexander Hamilton. And it's not a point that maybe you know if you actually watch the show or listen to show you would have heard me talk about this. Over and over and over again."

" Thomas Paine that was an atheist. John Adams probably the most Christian of our founding fathers. -- you have. -- Thomas Jefferson who said there should be a revolution. Every 25 years in this country. -- that there should be no control. From a Central State or very very little almost anarchy. Fighting right next to him. Was Alexander Hamilton who said we should go back and have Kings -- we should do what we did over in England will just do it right. Huge government no government and yet they were all founders they all love the united states of."

" Have we come to a time where even the leaders of pouring journalism don't do their research. Would miss in January say. What would Miss January's founding -- say in between all the self loathing and regret of course but this story really wasn't about me it's about you. As you know or may not know they're in Playboy did they. -- all about the pictures better than anyone else and here's a picture that you have to see. This is a two page picture this is what the media and the progressive politicians think of you not me. Playboy doesn't care enough to even try to hide their disgust let me point out a few things in this picture on the story about me. There is a guy praying there's a Bible a gun a confederate flag an assault rifle leaning against the wall pictures of me and Hannity etc. To the media and Washington. You're not an America's standing up for yourself for the first time. You're that guy in his basement crazy militia member locked in your basement with your god in your guns and a can of Miller high life. So. Why are they trying to minimize your voice. Let's end our journey once again with South Park. During the episode my mini me cartman is accusing the class president Wendy of all sorts of crazy things."

" What do you think you're doing it looks and I looked pretty stupid it's 540 pages of written on windy calling her a slut I do not directly -- does not. You didn't need to -- did. -- I don't like Yankee. He's got -- quick -- I think critics."

" And we really gotten a place where you can ask questions what were -- crazy accusations of questions. Well the accusation was a Van Jones was a Communist revolutionary. I didn't describe in that way in his own words he described himself that way he was also a 9/11 truther there he was forced to step down. Was it that the administration was using. NEA as propaganda arm for the administration is -- that was a question. We played tapes of the call that -- you'll see sergeant and you'll see sergeant had to step out. How about this crazy accusation was it that it Annita done it was left wing. Not -- We played the tapes of her preaching the virtues of Mao -- to a bunch of high school students. Guess she just stepped down a few days ago. Well this may -- a crazy accusation that acorn was deeply corrupt corrupt -- crazy out. We played the tapes of them trying to help underage prostitutes coming to this country illegally. They fired the employees and lost their federal funding."

" Or was it that any stern have SE IU has undue influence in this administration. Well the visitor logs now show that he is visited the White House more than anyone else that we know of since Obama took office. To complete the South Park analogy. Here in the real world. All of those Wendy's. Really worst sluts. In fact most of them called themselves slots they spoke about it the benefits of slut them on tape. And then they -- being -- over and over again and and we put them on television saying that."

" It's is that nobody wants to believe that their representatives are sluts. Even when they say it themselves. But America. No matter what that New Yorker says. Sometimes. Our politicians. Really are sluts."