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" Back -- about segment tonight reality check where we give you two doses of the brutal truth each week. -- the results of our billoreilly.com poll which -- at this point in time which Republican beat Barack Obama about 75000. Of you voted -- Paul. 30% -- Sarah Palin 29 Mike Huckabee 25 Mitt Romney sixteen new Gingrich. And we thank everyone who voted in this poll -- to Saturday Night Live parity Fox News over the weekend."

" It's not believe that only one year ago Barack Obama and at the White House promising. New Arab government. And to -- it seems that Eric interdependent. Power video Obama air an initial public."

" Program he had ten months ten months in office city could not find the time to fix -- greatest economic collapse in modern times. Or even -- line of the two wars he entered the."

" And let's not forget that it was under his watch that we lost the King of Pop."

" Venture -- so -- You -- the rest of Obama's turn. Well he's a lame duck."

" There are certain indelible moments of triumph and our great nation's history. The moon landing VE day the Lewinsky scandal Tuesday it was one of those --"

" But I dissent. And pick on me we appreciate the satire from and it's SNL. -- straight today marks the twentieth anniversary of the Berlin Wall coming down I was there covering for inside edition."

" Hello and welcome to inside edition I'm Bill O'Reilly. Behind me is the Brandenburg Gate in east Berlin the symbol of a divided Germany. Over the last few days many of us have seen reports coming from here. Not since the defeat of the Nazis in 1945. Guys you're -- experienced such an emotional story. It is all about freedom and today we will bring you the drama in some of the people caught up in the opening of the Berlin --"

" Who was that yeah. Check for. The McClatchy news service reports President Obama -- 34000. More troops to Afghanistan shortly the news agency does not -- sources for their story. So you make the call. -- five it is not easy covering. Nancy Pelosi. With I heard this. Right down there you know -- six the exploitation of children continues in the political arena this time congressman John today a Republican. Is guilty."

" This is Mac but -- believes in freedom."

" likes America because we have freedom here and that he believes in patient choice health care. She asked to come here today to say he doesn't want the government to take over health care she wants to be able to keep -- plan."

" Not using kids as propaganda tools -- the point of view is not what we should be doing this country let the kids big kids let the babies being nurtured. I hope you'll agree. -- seven actor James Gandolfini as -- paparazzi problem the actor lives in New York City. As frequently annoyed by pushy photographer. That is -- downside of freedom famous people and their families being intrude upon we sympathize with mr. again -- Check -- the website the -- dot com the rap dot com. Cited the fact is huge ratings last Thursday another right after I should say the Fort -- story broke. Now on that night we beat free primetime shows on the networks including gala. Once again check will use this occasion to thank you very much for watching it. And that is reality check there."