Prized Poses

" So Sunday the Yankees beat the angels to reach the Super Bowl. Also what's this stuff happened in the NFL mostly football stuff -- winning wound up losing. But more importantly perhaps less who won the New York City yoga championship but it's gonna tape let's go to the tapers. Hey I'm Tom O'Connor you might recognize me as shirtless guy number two from red -- audience I'm here today at the New York City yoga championships from New York City. But this contest draws hundreds of competitors and promises the separate composers from the others. Bill -- usually handled this kinda stuff but could have made because he's giving a lecture at Harvard hey let's go see some yoga."

" Would you say yoga is a hobby and exercise were formed government. What has your company done to ensure there's no performance enhancing drugs that we just trust that there isn't -- on taking. The term performance enhancing drugs would you say that anyone can -- yoga and -- that even Belgians."

" Absolutely you indulgence of --"

" The winner of the 31 contestant today what they get some storm foremost championship belt. Lot of people are calling for -- be an Olympic event and a mean by a lot of people mean me right now -- think. I think it should be an Olympic event that competition is just moments away you can cut the tension with a plastic knife. And -- a lot of other sporting events going on right now but who cares."

" You -- took the stage I couldn't help but think -- it's more like hoagies. I really wish -- eat lunch before the competition."

" What exactly are you thinking what's going through your head at that moment with what is the -- human greatest movie that I Ali. And so and on HBO. And I was just thinking about Mohammed walking into their romance and I am the greatest moment -- an innocent great great great scene and was and that's what I was thinking about exactly do you guys get any yoga group these if you win. I don't know I don't -- yet but if -- do well you know OK so here revolver he's agreed to show me if you moves. For the beginner steps Oliver what we do elephant in the happen. Basically -- on Tuesday affairs -- I'm ready to go unheard. -- Oliver told me to clear my mind but I couldn't stop thinking about. This time."

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" Thank you. We have five manager pastures and and we have to -- which acted full count -- and guillotine. Okay now that move was probably the most impressive thing I've seen all day how to -- go about learning how to do that same. Well first of ideas bigoted thickened -- studio. And study class and then the teacher would. Depending on your flexibility in exchange. Xu was or he would have -- you move on to them more difficult questions --"

" I'm also thinking about a couple all you can tell me you liking them. No good naked yoga and -- cute guys just hanging out doing yoga or both of baby Yoko court you have a dog yoga. And so what I learned today at the New York City yoga championships. Well it's a lot like karate kid except -- throughout much -- and fewer critics back to you Greg. Thanks."

" I'm -- world -- odd job here that come O'Connor wanna say I've heard you've ever I'm sure you've heard this before but nice package thing I notice even today. But when the -- That age it was slow motion in the -- and the women walked out it was fast why was that. Why yes we and it's been a peninsula the women unites. Questions that and -- was -- that they've been there a winner. I didn't mention the one. That's because we left after the first hour. -- honestly now honestly Greg we we did get a few pictures of the winner we have three throws up yet. Roma Jared -- one for the men and Keogh had Sarah. One for the female. Well a tremendous tremendous yet I have this to me that with the woman yes and god that must have been sixty to 80000 spectators and my right. If by sixty to 80000 you mean dozens vignettes and a commitment whether any other TV crews there I'm assuming that up by your way to the front. Next to see it at ABC Nickelodeon. Shocking absolutely shocking that they were covering this and frankly Greg. This is just another example of other networks missing the events that real Americans care about that -- as early as I could -- parties without all last word did you get the -- number of the pretzel girl. I did not but I did get really sort hit so thanks for that -- job well done season that's not a -- Lines there right there --"