Friday's Halftime Report

" Welcome back let's find out -- we've gotten anything wrong soap opera that we go to TV's any Levy any would you spend 500. Litigate state if you could bring your cats yeah that sounds like fun Greg 520 days with. Floating here walls -- that any different that your normal existence."

" So please when uploading and that's -- I musicians want gitmo closed congressman you say you don't understand why these musicians wanted to be public that their music was being used to torture people. But isn't that why they're upset knowing knowing that can't be good for their. Well I've never known musicians have trouble with their -- remaining inflated. Wrong. And it. Looked. Yeah I'll agree to disagree they Greg I wasn't really Pearl Jam he showed what it."

" that was actually Pearl Jam with some other music in. Put it inserted into it OK but I think that'd better than -- it sounded like jazz Odyssey my Spinal Tap -- two I don't know but it was better than drove him. Jim you referred you to June -- you -- how. Reverend -- and it occurred to. You predict that he -- smoke -- we call him congressman he's worked for or against you. Congressman mine are after calling him. I'll ask her about it yes it did that and that's what she -- you said it's not happy against the machine its Rage Against The Machine probably because happy number. And it's Fox News contributor bill shall I go over now. Value the only woman -- missile defense plan back on really -- this is all just one big polish -- cute. That them. Who made a polish you know came on as saying I don't know today talking about shame on you -- I'm by the -- yes -- well. That'll stop the letters yeah."

" That's that's -- congressman is it me or is this story not really being reported anywhere. I'm still that still look it would deal colony that is."

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" horse might I think. Simulated mission to Mars Greg you refer to Mars as the purple planet yes it is of course called the red planet due to the fact that scientists believe that the martians are Communists yes I've heard that story and reality is purple. -- also that you mention that the crew will be in a -- facility at the Russian institute of biomedical problems. In Soviet Union steel facility was inside -- I think and it was made of -- there. Ricky said in this economy what better time to look for applicants for this which is a good point ride out the recession and isolated -- run I would like becoming Thaddeus from. I'm just gonna move on -- none of this is happening. I kill you said that this is like big brother and -- he said maybe this is actually a reality show. A good way to tell will be at the six applicants who make the cut turn out to all the hot girls."

" And yet there's a lot of hot tub scenes at this hot New Orleans and profits in reality or a criminal background."

" Also the application for this asks for your height and weight in centimeters and kilograms -- it's not real and SNL -- yeah exactly bill thanks for the -- use of the balloon boy footage."

" But you know this is not to criticize is our butts okay let's listen how accurate -- is -- balloon loan. And."

" Heidi -- didn't go to -- sister's birthday party Greg -- that's parties publicist denies the ditch. And quote blames scheduling conflicts on the no show. I setting aside the interesting sentence construction there the -- also says that holly had more than one birthday party and its idea actually attended one of them and."

" go with whatever you just said there you go yeah. I was like go down Lombard street on a unicycle. -- problem. That's exactly and despite that the companies and Heidi and Spencer that's why don't. A -- little garbage and you don't know that yeah. That -- for."

" I congressman bill came up with the idea for a show called the capitol hill's do you think your friend congressman Lee Terry would have any interest in them. I think he would that you have as you mentioned car he comes from Nebraska mean. Stay where they have the cornhuskers. Sure -- the people who play that game whose name and I really don't want method right here -- we're gonna we're gonna get to that now I don't know -- you all laughed when Rick referenced -- Cornell first of all I played -- that -- sexy party over the summer that is and it's an actual game we have two teams and bean bags is what we use here in the -- I guess -- Corn bags in the midwest won't. And to throw them in -- to get the middle they're being next but they're filled with corn dried out."

" That's what did you think you want he if you want to learn more about this game quotable. Just Google it exactly -- putting -- it's not just to gain who has any -- nickname in college. What effect. We're trying to do something physical areas you know -- being back that people like the costs around. -- I got to Greg he's all your congressman doesn't want to talk to you yeah."

" There's been clear that I don't appreciate bill making light of this but the reality is on a cultural level. I want to remember when I was drawn out back in the seventies we -- New York with the game with a very dangerous -- kids -- picket crack your -- you -- attention that -- that was hard America -- grew up doing. And now look at the game that's a planet an American consciousness -- that I don't think that's progress. -- congressman it's made in America. It is made in America don't -- one. Also congressman I wanna congratulate you on -- lions having won fifteen seasons just. Football -- I appreciate that. Yeah when they win the Super Bowl dude I'm gonna Mac -- or give your wing --"

" Yeah that is a raiders -- and I needed yeah. Like nobody cares about operators. You know I'm Johnson. You know Clinton vacuum right thank you -- you are upsetting everyone."