Common Sense: 8/20

" What about now they should be getting the letter every major health insurance company's CEO and America is opening up that letter. You know the -- I'm talking about democratic congressman Henry Waxman and Bart Stupak. The one demanding these television or health insurance CEOs. Given every financial deed itself from how much they are paying their folks to where they are taken for retreats. The congress and are quick to point out that this is not a subpoena just a request so let's say on how the insurance company's CEO receiving this and I just wanna write a letter back. I need to go something like this. Here congressman Waxman and Stupak what a pleasant surprise here I thought you were too busy crafting health care reform package. Puts it so the time to write me. My -- assuming you were too busy crunching numbers to pay for this. Without going on a witch hunt seeking numbers that really have nothing to do with this regardless I am happy to comply. But while we are needlessly writing into our records readily available for you on the Internet. Would you -- doing the same. Because we've added to have a lot of time congress and finding your records on the Internet or anywhere else specifically congress and when you ask about our corporate retreats might we inquire about -- When you demand it now how we got to those retreats and then we asked which of your private planes. Got you to yours and -- when you're asking us to account. For policy premium money spent. Might -- be so kind as to forward the same information about the considerably larger taxpayers songs you've been spending or perhaps congressman. Mindedly put all this nastiness society. If you merely accept the enclosed check as a down payment if you will -- industry's new ad campaign supporting your visionary reform efforts. We know that seemed. Do the trick four are out golfing bodies in the drug industry. They've told us this would be so much easier silly -- for quibbling. Again congressman I'm sure we can work something out after all who has time to check paperwork went simply check -- do right. Sincerely. Lucifer life. Chief executive evil health insurance corporation hoped to PS we we regret to inform you that regardless of the of the there simply is no coverage for preexisting political weeks. But we will do our best to find something suitable for your -- conditions. -- That letter is a threat. These guys are -- cents. Congress can get away with it. That. Should -- you."