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Miller Time: 8/5

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Miller Time: 8/5

Published: Wed, 5 Aug 2009

Description: Dennis Miller on Clinton's N. Korea journalist rescue, 'cash for clunkers' controversy and Paula Abdul's 'Idol' exit

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" and Bill O'Reilly and ability I'm segment tonight let's kick off with Bill Clinton's trip to North Korea to get the two American journalists released Jennings now from Los Angeles. That begin of common cents. Syndicated radio star -- bill -- everything you would hear those words directed at you the beacon of common sense."

" I that I thought that I hallucinating them right there I didn't think -- I Bill Clinton North Korea you say what."

" Listen -- way you know we live in a brutal world how much in this home invasion robbery video watching a mother doing ten shots and go on the wrong way. Watching some guy walked into a gym periodically just to keep my head on -- got to see good story and this is a great story good for Clinton for going over there because that's a crazy land over there. By the way you know once somebody's crazy and I you know Kim -- goes crazy when he's that rich and he still does the inside of the main room and his palace and indoor Astro tar. -- how was that about that green carpet you're rich. Why yourself side like Clinton handled himself with class. He went over even took the bumper sticker up the rear of the plane that set -- the planes -- rockin' don't bother -- this was all business and I admire him for dog."

" All right now some people John Bolton former UN ambassadors to look. If you gonna do this and legitimize this dictator who kidnapped these women. He's they're gonna keep doing it escalated what -- that."

" And only anybody could judges except. You know what I mean accurately the parents the families that girl -- I mean it's easy to say that but. At some point you're missing the point you get your kid home yeah I always the only -- the only person who feels bad this whole thing is Biden. Because you know they got him playing afraid 07 among the backyard because he can open a beer bottle with -- And Clinton gets -- overplay Errol Flynn so other than Biden I don't see anybody have -- a beef with that."

" That's okay I agree got to get the ladies back and protect American citizens is that she can't. Cash for clunker he now looks like it -- It looks like the all American auto industry Obama fondness and what even."

" Well apart auto industry hope little bump I think for the top five cars were -- models. Listen it's just. I got some happy it seems a little long -- debate the shining city on the -- sheltered at the Fred Stanford's front yard. I made when I don't put the whole country up on blocks of this apply. I guess that's part of the Broncos -- but give -- some good Billy the guy driving the 3500 dollar car around and you put -- 45000. Dollar car. We've got the mortgage crisis redux governor around six months down the road what did you just let the guy people 4500 bucks and -- taxes so we don't have -- watch and saddle up. And get this thing handout from the auto thing you judge him harshly."

" I -- I really I -- the cash for clunkers thing was in trouble and it's legit plan happening granny drive up. Think that that the little. We did he quote says just the tip you know important factor that's a single alone read the paper -- anything that helps that. You know really -- it seems like some selective there's a lot of industries in trouble and they have not -- violence yet he added that try to stimulate the economy in the next -- you know it connects millions. Let's of cash for polyester suits. You know. Not if I'm glad you're okay to vote who's got like cattlemen's clouds not a lot that. I look at the thought is it suits you you get a mini -- catch you by its letter. So we got a hero got a loaded without the that rag trade yeah I like that because I'd like your Fred Sanford line now sits in the we should put all these guys cover the White House this if indeed it could mark and are both students get get."

" The battle booted from the."

" I don't remember that."

" Okay Melanie what we discussed is couple weeks ago you haven't. Some kind of fixation with Paula Abdul. Have -- leave an American I'll don't know if that's a greatest career move --"

" On shall have -- no -- another number one -- show where he can show up two days to make a little loaded for ten million a year. That's that there Billy. Let's look here's the downside in the North Korea story we have the trade Paula to North Korea for the two checks because you know Kim Jong Il fancies himself a Broadway singer and they think she's the only judge sympathetic enough to go over the solidly actually -- the picture so that finally got the girls out there we traded ball out of communion."

" you never really on that you never know what it drives anybody can she not be tired of the program I feel it's probably have some money in the bank. But this is the most successful program history television. Worldwide phenomenon as he says she works. You know eight hours a week or whatever it is and you know she gets paid ten million she wants when he they say -- why didn't act. See you later and then she instead saying well maybe I'll take that ten walks. You know I just don't see it as a great career move unless she wants to get into something else you know back to still rule our yelled something. It's a look clean Stephenson a homeland."

" Larry type career I don't. Listen I remember Valerie Harper had wrote in and yet another show called Valerie it was called Valerie for God's sakes she desperate too much money the next week -- watch -- Valerie sandy Dunn did this plan Valerie. You know at some way just got a tough jury go away and take the check and thank god that you got a locking life."

" Yes and endless you've had enough now McLean Stevenson of course was. On mash. And did very well there and then didn't wanna come back because of the money deal and took a hike in that was the end and has show call hello Larry that lasted. Ten seconds."

" Okay now it gets cold up there it gets cold I'll handle -- might quibble with you too much next week it's Penelope and Miller time all right. If you've got all. Nobody has a bunch you know I call today don't -- not to take your place would need to add to the roster of geniuses that we have contact Paula Abdul. Would you like to see -- everywhere. He's got I'd love to see if I'd love this he had been incidental Laker girl up that mirror. You know now I've never gonna happen c'mon I don't Arafat and he shot. Okay finally President Obama. Marred game and after rove with you when you average in the role stuff in the C plus you give one."

" While less than I'm not gonna give him a letter grade but am gonna send a note although his mother tell them. That he's brazen the other kids for their milk money to pay for the lactose intolerant here. At some point that's got to stop to -- Barack Obama is taken on too much extra credit work. And he's not get done to the core curriculum. And that's the mistake he's -- I'd learn by reading writing and arithmetic before I get it all this other stuff he's been there for five months and it's. Fly infested areas and by the way donated all of his mother's a deceased but not that was the that was a reference the school kids who had -- the -- I don't know that but I'm just saying you know at some point I think he should buckle down. Hit the books on the basics and do this stuff that are all of this stuff all comments infested area -- is a little chaotic -- right now in DC hi --"

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