Friday's Halftime Report

" Welcome back let's find out that we've got anything wrong so far for that we got a TV annually. So maybe I park my car the Fox News rooftop parking lot this morning hours later I found this flyer this flyer on my windshield. The Jews did it's and that it says to look into the death of Ed McMahon -- profited spread travel -- The date Friday night July 17. Which I don't even know what that is at 74 port 3 PM. Any address which is the odd Abigail bonds -- boulevard the port by the -- happens to be your -- And it could bring you know audience."

" All Greg -- of course know nothing about any such meeting. But if I did I could I tell you Californians have the same effect on -- the car doesn't vampires. And that July 17 obviously falls right between July 19 and July 11 -- I had no idea."

" What little -- but again I know nothing about exactly why can't get a Dell just don't put it on my -- us again not me."

" I can just feel I -- boxer Ricky said -- when you were singled there was a girl -- garden that would do something like this are you claiming that now you're not -- she no longer does this."

" Yeah I don't think so we'll get your -- claiming you don't know --"

" Let me say this facility it's insane think about the germs but really -- that stupid logic you shouldn't frequent hookers either. Economic concerns."

" You're right you know are you there goes my very of course I don't agree with you couldn't. The -- not good Kiffin still not done you're talking pretty good warmonger right now. That takes that back -- now defeated -- thank -- and in the news no yes."

" Speaking of which -- do you say you love aquariums especially if you have a dime bag he could to stare at the jellyfish all day long for the last time. You -- at the aquarium and that wasn't a jelly fish you creepy little pan sexual delta."

" Yeah well I'm okay."

" Nothing to do with my trip to liberalize its path. Thought teacher -- student so Rick earlier in the show you talked about back when you were singled out then you said in this story still think about your fourth grade teacher -- image from time to time I'm guessing after this airs you'll be single yeah."

" I think your garden. Thank -- for one mile. Check -- the jelly --"

" I'm ready -- that the the other girls in the class. Move would be upset that the key to getting married them but that's not fair he married the one girl because she propose to him."

" she had a lot of guts that's bizarre but you know I'm just. You know winning at a different part of it sort of probably people I'm thinking about that they've ever had an effect on -- kids."

" I think just what your typical lawyer advised. On some hot money tonight an -- right. His remarks that drug and continue if you lifespan Ricky should you do stories as a serious newscaster I'm told not so much anymore. -- After this drug -- mice in -- pronounced correctly by Greg thank you god is a bacterial products found in soil samples on Easter Island which I think is just more proof that that ten got to monitor bird medical was on to something. Yes I agree yeah. Also probably why it's an ancient astronauts who built the pyramids erected the medalist on Easter Island -- That your little surprised troops didn't bring that up that."

" Sorry. I got my my notion is that they Olson twins are carrying around those giant mega let's as their -- yeah. That's not why they have so much trouble standing up right there he had a good sized Easter Island if I --"

" out charging conspiracy theories Greg you ask why is it that people who -- to conspiracies never put that much effort into stuff like their school work their jobs their hygiene. And then you said you blame the Jews that only they could create a plan to keep semi destructive mind busy contemplating nothing and one that's nice of you to say. Honestly we could have done it without some help from the free -- the human body majestic twelve and the good people at the Pentagon who keep the population docile to these you can trust me. You left the Trilateral Commission. That's a fair point credit where credit is due."

" Yeah yeah Justice League yet admitted lying -- yeah you heard Bob what."

" You can read more about this in my new pair played conspiracy. How -- views and their friends keep the truth hit."

" Not all oh I don't know if you can see the people I can't read -- I wrote it today but it's dated the twenty. Yeah. I'm not -- it looks like take out menu I don't trust him again. You can also record I don't you can blame the Jews and then say if you disagree you worse than Hitler yes. I don't know that's part of that weird. Cult like a lawsuit is it yeah. For network yeah but if --"

" I flatly -- is that you loved Al -- dancing but he didn't know where that was I believe reverend -- is get his groove on at the Apollo Theater. They go yes that's it thank you --"