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Greg-alogue: 6/9

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Greg-alogue: 6/9

Published: Tue, 9 Jun 2009

Description: Risky border entry deserves U.S. citizenship

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" okay. Yet another illegal alien has been found here in the states still to wait a plane's cargo area. He do it hellish trip and value who returned to his crap hole of a country after getting some medical treatment here. Yeah I know what he did was illegal but whenever I read about -- do doing something like this I keep thinking -- a bad ass he is. Whenever the amount of risk taking because the year exceeds anything we do to stay here. That that can't deserves citizenship let me just got to gamble with his life so he could work get RBs. We jumped to second the same thing no because he's looked cool. But look our country's -- Bratz who think they're adults and adults pretending to be Bratz. All handed handles up endless opportunities simply because they were born here. Millions of Americans squander marketing -- a country that other folks who died getting killed over this reason it's time to enact -- solution I've mentioned before. A human trading system. For example I would gladly give up the entire Hulk Hogan -- for this dude from the cargo hold or better for every immigrant found and -- real well we send an entire cast of the real world would average. That brave soul escape from finally -- village great country with people who truly understand why it's great. What getting rid of anyone who thinks green gay lyrics actually means something. Of course human trading is probably illegal which is why we have to do at night I have a panel bandits and GHB left over from the weekend. And if you disagree with me that you sir are worse than it. Well I'm I'm I'm okay."

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