Miller Madness

" Thanks so what are some Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight three hot topics of the beginning with get all lap tops commanders at Guantanamo Bay -- twenty laptop computers for some detainees so they can take. Computer classes -- race. The detainees in question are Chinese Muslims who are scheduled to be released but it seems they have nowhere to go and always going to take up. So while they wait for somebody to grant them asylum. They're going to get -- Los Angeles the dean of immigration. Radio talk shows -- and -- you know I -- I just read you every week with another very flattering title. And I know you're. I know you're excited about here in their laptops are gonna need it now. -- You YGHURS. You curse the leaders we have our club -- rigor. So you know what Billy. If one breast -- these psychopaths anymore we have to change the name of that from get out of gotten help okay this is absolutely. In say the sooner we get these guys out of there and then into the general prison population. Where they can sue to get get back to get involved because -- I have had to know it and act like it absolutely right. But look don't you have any compassion for these guys are cleared to be released whatever they -- is not. And bad enough that the US wants him anymore just know what he'll take them. Not I don't know why -- Spain won't take some of them in Spain have all upset about Guantanamo bail on it. Spain should take a more North Korea why won't they take them you know."

" Nobody wants the Canadians or whatever the hell they're called all I know is this -- won't even take them back this is our trade policy with China now. We give up more banks they give us their psychopaths. My only hope is they take these laptops and gets so addicted to Internet Warren. That they all end up dying from carpal tunnel syndrome now."

" The week yours are considered by the Chinese Government to be terrorists. Because they want -- we -- want to break away from China. And start their own country I guess it would be called we guest Stan there's we get Stan -- or maybe. -- all of you know Paula Jones really solid zero. A discredit Tebow wouldn't have this it's that easy that is a nice look. So what I'm getting essence -- a single I'm getting from you from the west coast is you -- troops are little leaguers and."

" All. This is crazy -- well let's look at. It's absolutely current."

" Easy fuel terror in all but inevitable outcome when I first heard about this side that you were talking about the wiggles you know the Israeli guys here."

" And I know what that's the only player in the -- I -- I don't arguably Guantanamo and apart wouldn't --"

" Only debate that felt next thing you know I've got a purple public -- trying to block me out."

" Anyway all right let's move ahead. After composed myself here from moment -- I've we have another as we have it actually is serious story for Miller but I don't want to do that now after coming off the leaders so that's good and then. Upstairs and given directions you know what your brother Jimmy Miller. Jimmy Miller now handles war rat who manages more rat and -- that. Falls on the Eminem is headed the MTV awards roll of tape. In my -- this."

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" I don't know what -- me -- my -- and that -- yes you don't I don't."

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" I don't think about over and whatever."

" I would send these -- the shopper that pharmacy called -- that's so we need to vote now I said."

" From the job this is a publicity stunt. And you know it was all orchestrated. Is that true. -- but that's about to be as far as I gratuitous. But kissing goes it's about to be knocked off the front page tomorrow by Barack Obama as we get -- up with the Arab world which I am dreading you know that's going to be a lot of but kids I don't know that you have got to watch as we said company shows got to watch it go ahead. Well it's it's one of the few that you know -- Muslim culture one of the few in the world where you could actually refer to them as medieval and be referring to their heyday. Well. Me getting back to war rat and I am enact what did a publicity stunt what -- Jimmy value."

" Well I think it's come up -- it was a stunt all I know was brilliant the shell killed me. And I have to give kudos to Andy Samberg I was ten out of ten and that's exactly what a young people's award show should be I laughed out loud. And that was one of the highlights the Samberg killed me around ten times he was brilliant."

" I he's a comedian that hosts the program. Okay now here's a serious story you saw earlier in the week we had a Missouri pharmacist who on the surveillance tape was shown killing a rock. Came in with -- another guy they were armed. He shot the kid. Fourteen years olds not sixteen years -- like that. And then he ran after the guy ran -- and came back and shot then the kid whose line on the floor five more times he charged with first degree murder -- the pharmacist is. Pharmacist said law. I was trying to protect the women and in the us store I thought they were in danger that's why did what say you."

" Listen fourteen or sixteen the key thing here is the handgun pointed at the guy. When you come up with a handgun pointed at a guy you are changing the pharmaceutical prescription over from mortar and -- mortar and pistol you unleash chaos theory there. And I have to tell you out on my list of things that bothered me that day somebody pulled a gun on a pharmacist and getting shot. Like 8000000000 and 42 on my list right above global warming. You can not pulled guns on people and expect it to go well this pharmacists only mistake it would appear is not being an enemy combatant on up border battle prevailed shooting guard troops of course he's going to pull it got -- he's got one of course he's going to shoot they got I don't know what he -- are on the floor but if he was spared if he was threatened. Good start I. I remember years ago when Bernie gets one treat -- like what are what are you supposed to do you're getting mauled by a kid what I had gotten. Are you supposed all of a sudden being the master of discretion over -- are not natural territory there I think they've given the pharmacist that out they'll they'll with the murder one I can't say that this is so premeditated murder one case I."

" Don't know I think that and that was either a very dumb mistake by the prosecutor or intentional. So the guy gets off. Because I've really got around Europe in Oklahoma is not a jury in Oklahoma going to convict this guy murder one there is -- Gut it -- maybe maybe they could have gotten on an environment mindful misdemeanor. -- put too much lead in the air but they're not getting get -- wanted to like think in essence they've given him a pass here probably. I know I want to give me one favor. After the program to send me a email explaining Eminem joke to me -- appreciate that very much Dennis Miller everybody."