High Expectations

" save the queen. King Barack met queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace on Wednesday and as is customary there was an exchange of gifts."

" The queen gave President Obama the standard present for visiting dignitaries but silver framed photograph of herself seen here."

" I mean I have I believe yeah hundred jubilee I guess so and the president did the queen the ultimate symbol of American domination over the world and iPod. Which she promptly tried to eat."

" We're excited with Prince Harry who received in America T shirt and a Wii video game. They have the yeah. -- yeah."

" He's an excitable young Gladys how he's been. Hey Kevin I got do you what do you make a look at an iPod as it gets into a stately lovely woman like a queen. I was wondering if it came with the -- rule application which is what -- that you know this way you'll be able do we you know govern you know you're you know you did something that you'll be able to govern well that's true that's -- good while -- just that."

" But it just seems wrong to me usually -- I thought she did yeah hard to believe. But an iPod mini and you know you need -- and at the video capability yet also did you see this is and I'm confident yeah yeah."

" Hey it's a whole load of crap you know did you hear -- did you hear what was on the iPod. -- out -- going to be some Toni Braxton you know perhaps another quiet storm you know sort of Obama's work out favorites no no it was but I hope this is right -- and April fool's joke but I got the list is all music musical numbers -- Broadway shows like cats. The King and I South Pacific. Any god you're done My Fair Lady Fiddler on the Roof."

" Is Barack Obama trying to tell us something close this is some kind of CD collection of musical."

" Numbers I don't know it's scaring me now I think it was a love letter to the queen of the likelihood great in the queen's so you know should be some entertainment maybe took. Til this comes on the heels of Obama giving Prime Minister Gordon Brown. Dvd player that wouldn't work or dvds that didn't work because they were from a different code is he trying to earn -- best buy reward points or something what. Yes."

" Yeah I think -- have super tech savvy he has any standing at the -- up to speed that they can be cool and listen the same music much the same movie so there's some in the talk about the rather than have him. They do need to -- other iPods -- assembled in China."

" I did indeed you know I think that's part of Apple's master plan to employ the rest of the world making lifestyle encroachments for the rest of us but. But is that really the right gift an American presidency did to a foreign dignitary something needed tied up. Well you know what the hardware has made in China but the but the lifestyle applications behind it are 100% American made you know I think that that's the right if you -- because that's the last thing of value in this country. It's our market."

" Creatively I creativity started it but it's the child labor in Canada make it happen message and quarterback prize and it that's America the Ben Stiller thank you heard it. Probably went out of the day pitch what is the world comes when you give iPods are royalty don't it was a good old days when. Gifts were -- people actually read your paper good. A first look cheap shot don't think it in here it's -- alone. You don't actually do you want Obama to win the queen gave him. And what critics who oversaw the gas that is so she's not old but yeah. Would you give your gas exit the queen was clues to obviate. Look she is not all that she's a lovely woman but just you are crooked -- I don't -- sort of parting gifts that. It -- again and I know that upsets you president yeah -- looks all eyes it's not. It's actually full -- I think they should have given the queen the sham wow -- that would have been love it this way you look at it holds thirty times its weight -- and it can also be used to be as it depends. I guess -- bill knows how to clean up hookers is tailored I have I have a lastly bill you've gotten many gifts from queens we'll what do you think would have been an appropriate one for the quick -- let it be nice if she's a nice lady I don't know when you -- I mean the fact. They're doing budget gives is a good thing they're being fiscally irresponsible -- this is a lesson to us off I would shop accordingly. They all look like and we gifted anyway."

" That is actually brought a dvd player -- from Craig's -- Obama campaign -- I brought it back over thank you to play those dvds that. You know you couldn't play it you know the dvds that he gave them. He's serving as an example for all of us where it's tough times -- the pinch pennies or pence says they say that crazy little country called England so -- right now for."