Invade Canada?

" Once there Afghan mission winds down sometime in 2011. Certain members of the Canadian military are looking to take a much deserved break. And by certain members I mean all of them. -- personnel and equipment shortages candidates lieutenant general Andrew Leslie the usual name for a man of ask told the Senate defense committee up. Last week quotes. We will have to explore the possibility of taking a short operational break that synchronize of at least one year. Meaning the Canadian military wants to take a breather to do some yoga paint landscapes around on the beach and gorgeous white Capri pants. Leslie added that there is no -- repair the tanks nor any ready tanks for soldiers to train not so -- I hate this is needed to get their armored act. We gather -- I go to you first because is a very important question I want to take it seriously isn't this the perfect time to invade this ridiculous country day out."

" No army I didn't even know that they were in the war right that's where you go if you don't want to buy exact. I would kill a candidacy on the day I guess they'll have that'll be their tourism. You know they'll be they're selling point we're not in the war for -- love my law we now."

" Actually it. Any countries such -- bill what can't it can't be able to get away with this."

" If they didn't share a border with the most powerful country. In the unit perhaps now they probably went in and I mean this -- surprise any of us I mean it surprises me what you're stupid -- I'll tell --"

" In fact -- zero."

" We have police officers and they have mounties. Are cops right heavily armored cars."

" They won't horses we have bulletproof -- they have a wonderful little red jackets that can be seen a mile away this is not smart culture grand hotel."

" But let's be fair to the Canadians are out there where it's frigid. Very cold there are party people good allies of the United States this is why I'm so disappointed and then someone they didn't time it and that no doubt about that but I had not. So they're getting manicures are getting panic everybody -- Isn't -- playing at Monaco what most of Europe does anyway which is -- rely on USA guys at bars they couldn't take a year off from their military if they didn't have that the security backdrop of the United States now here's the woman who should be really frightened by this Sarah Palin because she's a governor of Alaska which is right on the front lines with our shot. And the Canadians are just basically tell the Russians to monitor the Russians could actually."

" Invade if we won't invade weren't too wimpy for that but the Russians they just slightly preachy jail on media just Egyptian we worried at all about unguarded borders. Here or is their military pretty ineffective at all to begin let that it was always a problem. That we have -- Kandel -- learned aspect you know that I don't -- Brett Ferrer. It's easy for a real get around Canada to get us out. What people -- I mean you mean just what Norwegians -- gets you know people front and I don't know normally hit and -- it did that's what I. I think pointed -- real change here I mean not. I have a tremendous -- back Greg for anyone who served Canadian Derek ITT I think we've tied the we would -- I mean after all these views became even say militant Islam you know we're fighting the terrorists are part of the evildoers I mean my god let's win this war. And we've been soft for too long and it's a shame that -- keep them. They're year after year the year we're we're not actually going after the enemy and it's an excellent point he just made."

" I'm certainly didn't suffer from that would -- green room food but the other thing you should be worried -- is Canada starts this was our border Mexico the US Carolina an army to remember is that candidates Mexico that ecstasy -- says it's happened -- that is this stereotype don't -- fact that that's actually Mexican word isn't. Really have similar. Whom I don't speak Mexican I speak Spanish I -- America."

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" Mean really yes that's an effect on what I want to know."

" How about evildoers who say thanks for the heads up on that -- thing Canada yeah. I'm going you more for Latin words. It like you want. They're batting a thousand my friend well that's exactly."