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Gooper Scooper

Published: Tue, 3 Mar 2009

Description: Bill Schulz has the lowdown on Gwyneth Paltrow's Web site

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" prepared to say no Oprah to Oprah and get out of the way to Rachael ray. Without those new lifestyle web site -- dot com teaches middle class housewives. Ways to get the most from their black T clock -- snagged a perfect 4000 dollar A night suite. And how to practice the ancient African art of -- every damn morning. A deciding hampered when he's weekly newsletter bill Schultz is now our self appointed Cooper's Cooper so let's see what knowledge -- celebrity said sag half inside. -- that has cracked into his inbox. But first -- the intro intro rollers."

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" You runs like a girl no -- I want to address that widespread criticism you've been getting the times called it. Actually this and suggested cultural reading this site learn from the ungrateful peasants. --"

" You first of -- I think we can both agree that bachelors is not a real word united dry here and -- that is true -- Isn't what I am grateful -- for example I learned of the new yoga position today on a political downward facing dog. Really helped with my low like really yeah. How was Gwinnett responding to all the states I actually have a quote cornea if you don't mind I -- I spoke while true facts. She actually spoke with people yesterday and asked her about some the president she said quote."

" I think the people court criticized -- or criticizing the idea big. Don't really get -- because that they did. They would like it yeah you can not. Yeah. Same thing about Red -- I think this do you write to me. I do not like bill because -- some sort of drug addicted day and you don't like you don't you don't like -- you don't get it don't criticize me wow I am glad that I."

" I didn't have really had you America -- site is comprised of six categories you really neat freak it's bad quick points here at any rate. My favorite by far is would be section and -- is. Is the section where it went teaches America to be like her and we seem to pop top stop and leave the type announce anything. There is a friend that -- Yeltsin according -- they were talking about pessimism."

" She basically said that it was the people that are pessimistic they're merely being self centered and I think we can all agree with that. -- again."

" Well pop the question fill out what's in the box what's in the box well it turns out -- my cities and be great example is when you let master of my lifestyle site. -- pop -- when it's offices today yet it didn't work out really but I did take a souvenir. -- is pretty little head. Talk about groupies who act act act act. So what's the box and the box shut out that's learn. Let's -- all managed to seven no bomb attack. -- don't wanna grab this is the real deal we had any a plastic -- as it drew going to right thank you -- you. That we got to move my baby Jamie let's sell I."

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