Reality Check

" Second of a segment tonight reality check where we cut through the VS and tell you the truth and boy is that needed today check want. Last night on the factor Courtney Martin from the women's media center demanded. Demanded. -- I apologize to -- Thomas for mocking her and comparing her voice to the wicked witch of laws the group called me sexist. I gently well maybe that's not the right word pointed out -- Barton that her group didn't defend Sarah Palin when the media mock her all -- law. So there may be some hypocrisy involved ms. Martin said she did defend the governor. If you are really. In it for the win. And you didn't object to -- that woman was treated Sarah Palin you don't have anything to say anymore so I just think about it."

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" It is public and if you can show me where you did tomorrow night I'll apologize to you. Well now we find out that this -- so called defensive Sarah Palin had to do with my appearance on the view."

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" after seeing that Courtney Martin wrote. I would sexist. For even mentioning the governor's clothing situation. The women's media center had no problem with Tina Fey NBC news or any of the other 10000 cheap shots the media took -- Sarah Palin. Iowa is a problem. The Twilight Zone doesn't even begin to cover this by the way we would like you to vote a billoreilly.com -- should I apologize. To Helen Thomas yes or no role. Check to. Even more bizarre than this Martin as far left actor Sean Penn who believes media criticism of him and is loony left wing beliefs stems from jealousy. Rolling Stone what's Fed is saying with television guys a lot of it's based on actor Andy. The overall budget failed actors Bill O'Reilly who wanted to be an actor more than anything on quote. All. I am an act."

" Your movies we know -- crazy is rose these words more dangerous because there are some idiots who believe -- Because I tell the truth no because you tell the audience what it wants to hear at least nobody believes -- people didn't even believe that Elvis is still alive. It's time to -- to take action upstairs tickets -- right getting the hero. Hey what do you do what here. XP -- I know I just enjoy slapping you."

" So there. -- three on Monday Dick Morris said this. Would he didn't quite explain to me and maybe I'm a little retarded that this is how we can get. Banks to give people car loans when the government is -- them aside and getting to the head of lying to finance a trillion dollar deficit. Well actor John McGinley and hit show scrubs in the special Olympics people contacted us objecting to the word retarded -- we understand that words stigma ties millions of people. That -- speaking off the cuff. But we are. Sensitive to the point. Can use that -- Check for gas prices America gone up again even though the worldwide price royals drop and that's because a big oil companies here are cutting we find mean power we. We can't confirm it but we believe it. About a wave and oil prices fell drastically over the last year. ExxonMobil still making record profits of -- needed for them. Finally -- five the Internet is now being taken over by animals."

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