Jerry Springer

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" I yeah well -- I. Honestly. I mean disability respect -- What do you say about Jerry Springer that hasn't already -- bubble by toothless crack or the -- The former to have Cincinnati's talks so as shocking America. For eighteen years announced host of it. NBC's smash hit America's got talent a great show Taylor. The man responsible for the only daytime TV show ID ER apart for days of our lives and of course the Guiding Light which is amazing. He knows that I -- like I don't man brass get. Ask you. You've been on for eighteen wonderful years -- yet no daytime -- what's up with that --"

" Well America has faced. You know it's not gonna happen but I at it would be great I just want to be invited to the ceremony again just to sit in the audience I want -- at but the -- yes."

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" Could ask you you've -- eighteen years that's going to be like 10000 guests to ever run into the on the street in what do you do --"

" answers 36000. Kids who couldn't that we do -- shows a year yeah actually 600 -- at least ten gets to show. It's a nation perverts. And on the leader yeah. -- I must be hot at this point. That's like an almost an entire city of crazy people to wherever you want it wasn't in wasilla gag. -- can -- down -- and links you apparently like and don't like you haven't been on again. I thought you would recognize me. Answer I had I had it."

" We're starting to get was starting to get the children of the original guests are opting switches which is actually which is wrong because they were told not to procreate yeah. Just go out there like with a Brandon how do you how -- just how do you tell the difference between a real test in a state -- because the -- that are trying to -- your leg. Yeah and they get on the show. Those who do we get enough I guess that's the way to get on now it's down. At 99% of it is real the album every once in awhile someone comes up but you have to. Eighteen years the produces a really good at figuring out who's not telling the troops the -- crystal -- actually helped the show. Second because I'm assuming it's creating more and more crazy people. Yeah I either that or newspapers he. I can make you crazy at the end now it's they just keep common we get thousands of calls a week from people who want to be on the shown. I'm sorry I just want -- I'm sorry."

" The politic how do women have you slept with purely through the show following orders."

" I never I never fall asleep really yeah act I. I don't watch this show outlets so I'll -- she's not bad she's a little crazy. I think they'll send."

" What show you what --"

" I have a much lower standard yeah. Sometimes they're not even wit it yeah I. Appeared for your personal safety on the show."

" The no harming you know what I mean it's just stupid but they don't really get upset impressionable. They won't come on the show that don't like me I mean yeah so there was you know what's really this is true. You don't they'll be written and read each other -- fighting whatever he. And then all of a sudden one of normal person in that he you know they told that it's all of a sudden in the middle of a 5% hopes are carried."

" Well I don't."

" Somewhere and I don't know this is true or not you don't -- dentist on call. Yes. What's that we what we have had over the years we literally have had more guests and teeth on the show yeah."

" Because not everyone get to tooth. But I think expected to make him look better or to fix things that happened on the show. Two if you know when I don't even -- It's great to I have to check out it certainly. They have and if if the idea is to make them look better they have not been doing their job yet there -- be fired that's BC there are deeply -- I didn't. -- topic excel is always spurned love isn't it you spend too much storm watch."

" You can't have office vacant -- You're grown up don't watch but it's it's it's on had a good time usually when I'm alone crying so it's something to do so hot out today -- yeah. I felt that it hold. They put me through somewhere in the world it's not it's all -- gone yet again because it's you know it's pretty much worldwide and so at some point in the day. So if you're from another planet getting signals yeah typically. You know I frankly I think and I want to get political guy gets saved the American taxpayers. A lot of money because we're not the country see our show they know won't want to take us over."

" Have you seen each other other countries version of -- shows like there's a Russian version of springer we'll it's an easy buried by. Yes -- would make excellent just another again for those Communists you know what it they have actual bearers for security but not. Thankful everyday problems behind this report shows look it's always love this is not what makes the world. Hey it's beautiful it's people talk security doesn't happen mace or pepper spray. You have -- that. And now I don't like pepper smoke from the now it's it's it's a television she don't know that I think it I I it's more than a television cemeteries -- it's a way of life particular. -- Atlanta. Latino rednecks you know I never -- my hands again. You might never watched that -- okay I've covered in my heartfelt why is this again you know what's great is that you have stayed out of this. You could -- the most exciting out of all the season's biggest winner man. I think we -- tell him about Baghdad that's what he's gonna do we're now yeah about a."