SPRINGFIELD, Ill – Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Illinois’ Obamacare peddlers are telling people the quickest way to find a date is with an insurance card.
The same people responsible for selling Obamacare with action figures via The Onion have released a new study aimed, apparently, at gold diggers and momma’s boys.
“When it comes to pursuing a relationship, a new survey shows that for many Illinoisans, health insurance is an important factor,” reads a statement from Get Covered Illinois, the state’s Obamacare managers. “More than two thirds (67 percent) of those surveyed listed having health coverage as something they value when starting a relationship, more so than the other person owning the latest technology, owning a dog, or having a tattoo.”
In other words, skip the small talk on the first date and just get to the details about your deductible and prescription drug coverage.
“(Saying) that people, when they’re meeting someone, want to know if they have health insurance — I really have difficulty believing that,” relationship expert and dating coach Roy Biancalana told Illinois Watchdog.
The Get Covered Illinois survey expands the theme, and states women are on the prowl for someone with insurance.
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