Ok, so she's not really an actress. In fact, we aren't quite sure what to call Paris Hilton, but we do know this -- the girl's music is bad. So bad it hurts. Case in point? The brilliant lyrics for her song "Jailhouse Baby" : "Oh, I feel so sleepy/ Oh, Jailhouse baby/ Oh, No window of the world/ I'm a little, I'm a little jail bird." Classic.