We all know Steven Seagal as the butt-kicking action hero of the late 80s and 90s, but who knew he was such a deep lyricist as well. He released an album in 2005 entitled "Songs From the Crystal Cave" and with lyrics like "So let the mountains all cry/ Let the sky fall down/We can't live in the past and the future won't last/ But if I live for today it won't go away" Seagal will go down in the hall of fame of worst actor-turned-singer flops.