"Who Let the Dogs Out?" by the Baha Men. Three-year-old kids love this song, they really do. They get to woof. Everyone else hates it. Yet it is played at most major sporting events. We get it, the players are like the dogs, and they have been let out, and they are ready to beat the other team. Okay, fine, the metaphor has been explained. Now make it stop.

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