"We Built This City (On Rock and Roll)," by Starship. Once known as Jefferson Airplane in the 1960s, by the time they were Starship in the 1980s, big '80s hair and all, they were unrecognizable from their trail-blazing hippie-rock former selves. This song is their worst, bar none, and, also, their most popular, which makes so little sense you want to scream "Whhhhhhhyyyyy?" at the top of your lungs, and question the very existence of God. Luckily, when you shut it off, you feel much better.