Victoria Beckham: Remember when you were a kid and dreamed of designing your dress for the 8th grade dance? Well if your Posh Spice, dreams can come true. You too can add an out-of-place train to the polka dot dress your mom made you buy at Sears, flawlessly showcasing your still bony shoulders. And with a little hair gel, an awkward date and some jigamarees added to the heels of your shoes, you're sure to be the coolest girl in the cafeteria. Ah, the good life.