Worst Couples of 2008
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10. Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller. Topless photos? A C-list star with a penchant for married men? We think we need to send Sienna to relationship rehab for bad choices.
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9. Paris Hilton and Benji Madden. As if Paris hasn't made us suffer enough with her crazy-named boyfriends (Paris, Stavros, Benji, oh my!), she activated all of our gag-reflexes with her pledges of undying love for her former bff Nicole Richie's brother. Their recent breakup may have been sad for Paris, but it was a blessing for us.
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8. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. On paper, this all-American couple should be the perfect fit. But with Jessica Simpson's 10,000 magazine covers proclaiming that each of her various boyfriends and husbands were "the one," we just find it increasingly difficult to keep our lunches down at the mere sight of this couple.
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7. Hulk Hogan and Jennifer McDaniel. Note to all divorced fathers out there. Please don't follow in Hulk Hogan's footsteps by fawning over all the half-naked pictures of your pop-star daughter and then find yourself a girlfriend who is her spitting image.
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6. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. We just don't like the vibe we get from LiLo and SamRo. Maybe it's because we can't get the image of a passed out Lindsay in the passenger seat of Samantha's car right before her 50,000th rehab trip. That's what we call an enabler, honey.
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5. Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib. Maybe it was the California air, or maybe just a little Stockholm syndrome, but poor little Britney found herself holding hands with a paparazzo enemy. Luckily, Brit Brit seems to have ditched Adnan - along with the British accent and the bad weave -a true holiday miracle.
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4. John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston. We have just about had it up to here with the Aniston-Pitt-Angelina-Vaughn-Mayer saga. Just marry John Mayer already and call it a day, please? Thanks.
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3. Alex Rodriguez and Madonna. A-Rod is Madonna's 10th midlife crisis gone horribly wrong.
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2. Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse. Nothing says love like crack and crime.
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1. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Of all 2008's disturbing headlines, nothing was more painful than viewing the sickeningly over-posed and over-dramatic honeymoon pictures of Spencer and Heidi. Does he have a job? Does she have a brain? No to both. The worst part is, now we are guaranteed three US Magazine covers in 2009: "Heidi and Spencer Divorce!", "Spencer in Rehab for Sex Addicition!", and "Heidi and Spencer Back On!"
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