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Could Paris be the next Tinkerbell? If she has her way she will. The attention-hungry media starlet is certainly obsessed with the character, but Disney may find her just a bit too sexy. Hmmm...
We don't know about you, but her at FOX, we can't think of a more cheesy, over the top couple to play the most famous mouse duo of all time. Disney, please resist the urge to cast Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes!
If Cinderella and Prince Charming were a match made in tabloid heaven, (er, hell?) surely they would be Heidi and Spencer. Can't you just see Prince Spence angering Heidi's evil stepmother, who, like Heidi's real mom, would make snide comments about the marriage lasting just six months?
Is it just us, or could Donatella play Miss Piggy on resemblence alone?
Since rumors have plagued Disney as to whether or not Snow White's themes were drug inspired, it's probably best NOT to cast Amy Winehouse as the beauty.
Disney take note, Ursula the Sea Witch and Rosie O'donnell may seem like they have a lot in common, but think of all those poor unfortunate souls who would be mentally wounded for life.
Here at FOX, we are into granting people wishes. So we decided that we should give Michael Jackson his ultimate wish by casting him as Peter Pan in our Disney film. Too bad in Jacko's reality, he had to grow up and leave Neverland to those evil foreclosure pirates!
We feel sorry for Boy George. He deserves better than to be relegated to a has-been with an expanding waist-line and a penchant for illegal activities. But Disney should probably not cast his comeback role as the 8th dwarf, Sleazy.
There is something positive to be said for Mickey Rourke playing the Beast. After all, who else could make hairy and mean so darn cool?
Joan Rivers and Cruella DeVille may share a love of fashion, cruelty and torturing innocent victims, but Joan would likely turn the role down since Cruella has never had any work done.
Disney, we thought we'd give you some help and throw you at least one good idea. Forget the Simpson-Wentz baby, Maddox would make the perfect Mowgli.