Wacky Celebrity Baby Names

Celebrities can be so creative!

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• Nic Cage named his son Kal El. That's Superman's real name. Because Nic Cage likes comic books. A lot.
• The Edge named his kid Blue Angel, which we're going to forgive because he's Irish, and may not even know about the Blue Angels airplane thingie.
• Yo dog! What's up? Give it up dog. I am feeling your fame, Randy Jackson. But Steveanna? Really? We're just not getting it, yo. Sorry dog. How about you Simon?
• Bob Geldoff named his daughter Peaches, and she went and became a totally wild singer who, just ... has very few inhibitions. Go figure.
• Richard Gere's son's name is Homer James Jigme, which kind of reminded us of Ashlee and Pete's Bronx Mowglie, that's all. Pretty cool name, actually.
• Rob Morrow's daughter's name is Tu. Tu Morrow. There oughta be a law.
• Forest Whitaker explained his daughter Ocean's name thusly: "I want those names to be their destiny, for my daughter to be honest and my son to be expansive. I try to be like a forest, revitalizing and constantly growing." Indeed.
• Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. We all have favorite authors, but when one is Franz Kafka, we go with "Franz" as the kid's name, not "Kafka."
• Sylvester Stallone thinks he's always in a movie. That's the only reasoning that makes "Sage Moonblood" make any kind of sense. Good name for a grizzled Vietnam vet/addled boxer/arm wrestler with a heart of gold. For your child, not so much.
• Penn Jillette's daughter's name, Moxie Crimefighter, sounds like a superhero. She should get to know Nic Cage's son, Kal El.