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Who Should Paris Pick Next?

We rank Benji Madden's Top 10 replacements.

#10. Russell Brand. The British comedian has the best hair in Hollywood. More than enough reason for Paris to give him a spin.
#9. P. Diddy. The Didster would be able to keep Ms. Hilton supplied with free Ciroc vodka, for which he is spokesman, when she hits the clubs. Saves on bottle service.
#8. Vince Vaughn. After crashing and burning with cling-on Jen Aniston, hanging with free-spirited Paris is just what our favorite funnyman needs. And Paris might learn a joke or two.
#7. Joe Jonas. If the Jonas brother really wants to make ex Taylor Swift jealous, who better to do it with than Paris Hilton? And she would likely benefit from his youthful, innocent lifestyle. If only for a weekend.
#6. Kevin Federline. Nobody know more about being the boyfriend/husband of a paparazzi magnet than K-Fed. This one could actually last! We likey.
#5. Michael Phelps. Eight gold medals and Paris Hilton. Now that's what we call an Olympic champion.
#4. Prince William. If he can pull himself away from his telescope for a few moments, he might learn a thing or two from Paris. And he has more castles than the Hiltons have hotels. The two would control more square footage of residential and commerical real estate than any other couple on Earth. A good investment.
#3. George Clooney. Remember when Warren Beatty dated Madonna? Like that.
#2. Zac Efron. We're sick of Vanessa Hudgens. So sweet and yawny. Plus Paris' porn video makes Hudgens' nude photo scandal look like a feel-good Disney movie. Zac needs to step up to the big time!
#1. Robert Pattinson. You read it here first. Anyone who's portrait looks like a mugshot is ready to hang with the master. And Paris is drawn to hotness like a moth to butter, or whatever. The "Twilight" star and the "Heirhead" will happen, mark our words.