2/27: Greg draws the only solution to workplace bullying: a three-pronged attack featuring a Melvin Manatee, Unicorn Jones and stage and screen star Craig T. Nelson
2/4: Greg draws the major problem with trolling the Web for sex. Last week, he arranged a tryst with a young woman and met her for drinks. Turned out it was a manatee in drag
2/3: Unicornia Jones would come to work in a short skirt and heels and flaunt her wares like she was the hottest woodland creature in town. Sadly, her horn got caught in the shutting doors of an elevator and she was dragged 35 floors to her death
1/29: Greg's illustration illustrates the importance of camera phones: They enable him to get a picture of Mr. Manatee-face Man in the Bally's locker room where he works out
9/20: Greg sketches Unicorn Jones and Fluffy McNutter's trip to London. They enjoyed the city's famed open air markets, where you can get a great deal on a prayer rug
9/18: Greg draws a piece of art he created called, 'Decapitated Unicorn Head Suspended In a Vat of Urine,' which was later purchased by Anderson Cooper for the staggering price of $20 trillion pixie dust dollars
8/13: Greg draws the world's greatest Olympic athlete ever - Unicorn Phelps, who so far has won four medals at the Mythical Woodland Creature Olympics.
8/7:Greg's Pie Chart: What does a married man do instead of having sex? 20 percent of his time is spent discussing sofa patterns; 20 percent is spent drinking alone in the bathroom, and the remaining 60 percent is spent erasing his Internet history
7/22: Greg draws the greatest moment in soap opera history: When Luke married Laura on 'General Hospital.' What most people don't know is that Laura was originally supposed to played by a mythical unicorn
7/22: Greg draws Unicorn Magical Kingdom with two slides and a fire pole. Greg built it using a pre-existing outhouse and some discarded lead pipes. The neighborhood kids love it until they realize the slide is for show and they're trapped for eternity in a maze of filth
7/17: Greg draws Unicorn Jones' ultimate temptation: a Pegasus. Unicorn Jones often travels to Thailand to have sex with as many under-age Pegasi as possible
7/10: Greg draws the creepiest guy he knows at work: He dresses smartly and has a great job that pays well, but he's always walking down the hall around 11 a.m. with a folded newspaper under his arm
7/9: Greg draws Unicorn Jones back when he was a plumber in the early nineties. Unicorn Jones eventually lost his 'bleavage' after going on the Keebler diet
7/1: Greg's favorite baby: Unicorn Jones when he was but a toddler. He was adorable, but sadly, he required a constant diet of pixie dust and Keebler feet, which Greg could not afford, so he threw him in the bushes down by an underpass
6/26: Greg draws the secret to Matthew McConaughey's success: Whenever he gets down, he thinks of unicorns. When he stops thinking about unicorns, he descends into relentless self-mutilation as he flings his own feces at friends and relatives
6/19: Greg draws the most famous Victoria's Secret model ever: Unicornia Jonesy, a 19-year-old Estonian unicorn discovered by 'Entourage' star Jeremy Piven
6/18: Greg sketches his typical Saturday night, where Unicorn Jones puts on his Spartacus outfit and chases Greg around the apartment screaming, "I promise you, a new Rome. A new Italy, and a new empire."
6/17: Greg draws one of the hottest women he's ever met: One of the natives from Unicornia, located at the end of the Sugar Plum Rainbow in Gumdrop Village
6/12: Greg recreates that rough period in the 1990s when Unicorn Jones was an alcoholic unicorn, living on the streets of Gumdrop Village in a crusty sock under Greg's bed
6/11: Greg remembers Unicorn Jones when he first met him at Gold's Gym in Venice Beach back in early 90s. He was heavily into the juice which isn't actually steroids, but a potent mixture of ground up Keebler Elf
And the winning title is: 'Spot Me Fluffy and Watch the Horn' from Jeff Palaferri, San Diego, CA
6/7: Greg draws the hottest Hooters waitress he's ever met, a Hooters in Unicorn Valley, located off exit seven in Rainbow Village, which exists under his bed inside a crusty sock
5/29:Greg's interpretation of who Woody Harrelson believes his real parents are: a unicorn and a magical puffin that lives inside the armpit of character actor Ernest Borgnine
5/20: Greg draws the first couple that met on the unicorn online dating service, e-corn.com. Unfortunately, the date ended badly: Turned out he was bipolar, had forgotten his medications and threw her off a cliff
5/16: Greg recalls an awkward period when Unicorn Jones developed 'man-boobs' back in his late teens. It wasn't until he found a qualified plastic surgeon that he was able to roam shirtless along with the other woodland creatures
5/15: Everything Greg learned about women, he learned from Unicorn Jones (pictured aged 2). For example: Women smell like wondrous rainbows and can turn coal or dirt into magical tasting pixie dust. Also, they can break your spirit and turn you into an empty shell of a man
5/10: Greg's favorite political figure: Senator Unicorn Jones, just days before she won a state seat in Vermont. She had just posed topless for Uniboy, a skin magazine for unicorns, sprites, elves and other woodland creatures
5/2: Unicorn Jones' prom picture back when he attended Happy Forest High in Woodland Creature Village, located under Greg's bed, in between his shoebox full of crusty socks and a worn out copy of Blue Boy. Unicorn wore a Raffinatti tuxedo and his date, Fluffy McNutter, donned a glamorous evening gown by Jovani
4/30: Greg draws the time when Unicorn Jones used to play for the Boston Rainbow Unis and he fell for country music singer Fluffy McNutry, when she was only seven
4/24: Greg recreates when Unicorn Jones ran his own polygamy compound, where he had 16 wives. He was later excommunicated when it was found out that unicorns are mythical woodland creatures and cannot bear human children
4/24: Here's what Unicorn Jones looked like before he entered Yale as an incoming freshman and how he looked after just two semesters. He went from a vibrant, muscular unicorn/Pegasus creature to an angry fat feminist with ankles the size of tree trunks
3/20: Greg's favorite gas station: Unee-Cal in San Mateo, run by an authentic unicorn. For every full tank of gas you pay for, you get a My Little Pony theme glass, along with an ounce of fairy dust
3/6: Unicorn Jones, aged 11, was an avid skateboarder, but also suffered from acne, which made him unpopular among other unicorns in Heavenly Unicorn Village
2/26: The last flight that Unicorn Jones and Fluffy McNutter went on. They were on Southwest, on their way to a bachelorette party in Boca Raton, dressed provocatively in miniskirts, along with two other of their girlfriends. On the flight, Charlie Sheen hit on them repeatedly
2/23: Two animals that are medically proven to make your life better: unicorns and cat/dog hybrids. Here Unicorn Jones and Fluffy McNutter are dressed as doctors because, of course, they can cure you of all your ills
2/12: Greg's ideal draft pick: He's No. 34, Unicorn Jones 6 foot 10, not including horn. He plays tight end for Magical Cloud Kingdom College, located in a box under Greg's bed
8/9: Greg's ideal fireman: half firefighter and half unicorn. Greg would call him a Fire-corn or a Uni-fighter. Or just call him, Toby -- which is actually his real name
8/5: Greg's ideal 'American Idol' contestant: a unicorn in a cheerleading outfit who, instead of using pom-poms, employs the severed heads of Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters
7/21: Who better to be romanticized in a movie about his life than Mike Baker? 'Baker's Dozen' would tell the story of how Baker saved 12 teenage orphans from a brutal sex slave trade only to employ them as his own personal sex slaves
7/19: Who could be impersonating Bigfoot? Why none other than actor and director Gael Garcia Bernal. Gael speaks five languages, including the language of Bigfoot. He also is quite hairy and likes to dance
